Pray For Dave Lockwood

WSS

Astrit Ajdarevic
Piotr Parzyszek
Reza Ghoochannejhad
Anil Koc
Loic Nego

cafcfan

He'll need to go on a training course!

ForeverAddickted

Was it Dave Lockwood announcing the Chievo Verona team one pre-season friendly and said after doing it that he was glad we werent in Europe that season?

AFKABartram

brilliant !!!

Chizz

Stewart Gerrard
Peter Parsley
Roger Goodchild
Andy Cook
Larry Lego

falconwood_1

BDl: No. 36 ANIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Crowd: KOC!!!!

oh.

oohaahmortimer

and as Anil warms up to come on off the bench the crowd starts a chorus of 'we want Koc , we want Koc'

SheffieldRed

Pray for Dave? With all due respect @WSS there are many people to include in prayers before you get to someone who merely has to say a few names. For a start what about Charlton Life's @Razil, the poor man's family has been blighted by a horrific curse, the man has endured a terrible time, and I for one would not want to walk in his shoes.

AFKABartram

Chizz said:

Stewart Gerrard
Peter Parsley
Roger Goodchild
Andy Cook
Larry Lego

lol, I just clicked on this thread to say I'm going to call him Peter Parsley and you beet me to it !!

man_at_milletts

Do we know how tall any of these players are?

Baldybonce

oohaahmortimer said:

and as Anil warms up to come on off the bench the crowd starts a chorus of 'we want Koc , we want Koc'

that's better than `we want Anil'.

AFKABartram

WSS said:

Astrit Ajdarevic
Piotr Parzyszek
Reza Ghoochannejhad
Anil Koc
Loic Nego

Don't forget Yohann Thuram-Ulien

ForeverAddickted

Baldybonce said:

oohaahmortimer said:

and as Anil warms up to come on off the bench the crowd starts a chorus of 'we want Koc , we want Koc'

that's better than `we want Anil'.

Just gotta remember not to sing "We love you Anil we do"

Henry Irving

Every year at the Bromley Pairs quiz there are questions on spelling the players names.

This year is going to be a bastard : - )

ForeverAddickted

Henry Irving said:

Every year at the Bromley Pairs quiz there are questions on spelling the players names.

This year is going to be a bastard : - )

Great Question for you... What Scrabble score would you get with: Piotr Parzyszek

AFKABartram

Charlton's new announcer:



"Nuuumber won is Yohann Thuram-Ulien, beautiful British name

Nuuumber tooo is Loic Nero, beautiful British name

Nuuumber free is Reza Goooch....gooochhannel.....goochhannejhad, beautiful British name

Nuuumber for is Anal Koc, ppppppp, you're f***ing kidding me right, Anil Koc, beautiful British name

Nuuumber five is Peter Parsley, he's Polish"

SheffieldRed

ForeverAddickted said:

Henry Irving said:

Every year at the Bromley Pairs quiz there are questions on spelling the players names.

This year is going to be a bastard : - )

Great Question for you... What Scrabble score would you get with: Piotr Parzyszek

Zero, names are traditionally banned in the game.

ForeverAddickted

SheffieldRed said:

ForeverAddickted said:

Henry Irving said:

Every year at the Bromley Pairs quiz there are questions on spelling the players names.

This year is going to be a bastard : - )

Great Question for you... What Scrabble score would you get with: Piotr Parzyszek

Zero, names are traditionally banned in the game.

Smart arse lol! - I meant if names were included

cafctom

I've been keeping my old man informed of the comings and goings. He's going to be absolutely clueless with these names!

MrOneLung

oohaahmortimer said:

and as Anil warms up to come on off the bench the crowd starts a chorus of 'we want Koc , we want Koc'

lets hope he plays well or it will be 'pull Koc off, pull Koc off'

cafcfan

SheffieldRed said:

ForeverAddickted said:

Henry Irving said:

Every year at the Bromley Pairs quiz there are questions on spelling the players names.

This year is going to be a bastard : - )

Great Question for you... What Scrabble score would you get with: Piotr Parzyszek

Zero, names are traditionally banned in the game.

Indeed. In fact on two counts: first, no proper nouns (words starting with a capital letter); second no foreign words (unless the word has been subsumed into the English language) are allowed.

Kap10

cafctom said:

I've been keeping my old man informed of the comings and goings. He's going to be absolutely clueless with these names!

He is not alone

@WSS thanks for putting something on CL that we can all share a laugh at, well all except @BDL who must be swotting his pronunciations now.

man_at_milletts

I think I can see a theme developing here with Polish players. They're either ex-plumbers who can solve the pitch drainage issues, or have relatives who can.

bc_addick

I can't see any problem with these names. ;-)

_MrDick

New song...

We all dream of a team of unpronounceables

Repeat

rikofold

cafcfan said:

SheffieldRed said:

ForeverAddickted said:

Henry Irving said:

Every year at the Bromley Pairs quiz there are questions on spelling the players names.

This year is going to be a bastard : - )

Great Question for you... What Scrabble score would you get with: Piotr Parzyszek

Zero, names are traditionally banned in the game.

Indeed. In fact on two counts: first, no proper nouns (words starting with a capital letter); second no foreign words (unless the word has been subsumed into the English language) are allowed.

Also there's a space in Peter Parsley. And only one Z in the bag.

razil

@bdl can't even get my name right...

think up some nicknames fast..

Addick90

hate to imagine the chants if/when anil koc scores winner at brighton

BDL

No one can get your name right!

So long as I avoid asking Johnnie Jackson, I should be ok.

Kap10

As we approach the big day, I think the man should do a mpeg for us to judge before the day

A-R-T-H-U-R

I do hope we sign Gash from Kidderminster.
Koc and Gash double act.