When I was just a little biddy boy, my grandfather brought me a cute little toy, a palace fan hanging on a string, he told me to go and drown the effing thing!
(To the tune of when the saints) Oh down the valley We want to play Oh down the val---ley We want to play But it's full of mud, water and no drainage. That's why at the valley We cannot play!!
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You're supposed
You're supposed
You're supposed to have a pitch
Goes splash splash splashing along ....
put the Palace on the top,
put the millwall in the middle,
and the drown the effing lot!
my grandfather brought me a cute little toy,
a palace fan hanging on a string,
he told me to go and drown the effing thing!
mistwater rolling in from the Thames...We'll get pissed when we don't play
We can see you,
We can see you swimming out
The Mermaids ! "
Nothing quite like it for cooling the blood
So let's take the alley, down to the Valley
And there let me wallow in glorious mud
When I was dry
They all loved me
But now I'm mud
They think I'm crud
We hired the Dome
It helped a bit
Made Paddy grin
Now for a win !
But then the ref
Dashed all our hopes
Showed a red card
It hit us hard...
So RD please
An SOS
Comes from the fans
Let's hear your plans
We love our Club
Hope you will too
So s'il vous plait
Let's start today !
Bored of Dartford
( I'll get my snorkel.....)
ambulancerowing boat.The pitch floating off down the Thames
My desire
Is just to have somewhere to park my canoe
One valley pitch
Used to alright, now it's shite
Walking on a muddy valley pitch.
Walking on a Muddy valley pitch
Oh down the valley
We want to play
Oh down the val---ley
We want to play
But it's full of mud, water and no drainage.
That's why at the valley
We cannot play!!