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Why Palace are staying up

Henry IrvingHenry Irving
in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Convinced me

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/10842150.Crystal_Palace_to_stay_up__aliens_tell_Bromley_woman_who__used_to_be_Joan_of_Arc_/?ref=var_0

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    mrblighmrbligh
    Slow news day!
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    cafctomcafctom
    There is something embarrassing coming out about that club on a weekly basis. Have actually enjoyed seeing them in the Premiership!
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    MacronateMacronate
    i can just see little green men looking down and taking a keen interest in Crystal Palace.

    surprised it hasn't been on the main TV news.
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    RedPandaRedPanda
    I'm having a very poor day and that's made me smile, thank you.
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    man_at_millettsman_at_milletts
    More proof that drug taking does you no good.
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    BDLBDL
    Funnier than Lee Green's stand up routine (Sorry NS - Couldn't resist)
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    MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    The Terragons were adamant that Palace were going down when I spoke to them last night. I have always found them to be most reliable - it takes them 200 light years to make the trip to Earth, they have to spend it in suspended animation and all their family are dust when they get back. Just to tell me this important information, oh and to stick a probe up............
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    Kap10Kap10
    MuttleyCAFC said:

    The Terragons were adamant that Palace were going down when I spoke to them last night. I have always found them to be most reliable - it takes them 200 light years to make the trip to Earth, they have to spend it in suspended animation and all their family are dust when they get back. Just to tell me this important information, oh and to stick a probe up............

    Up where?
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    MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    edited November 2013
    Where the sun don't shine
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    smsm
    "Stephany Cohen is in constant communication with extra terrestrial races, including Grays, Cat People and the half-reptile, half-alien Reptilians. "

    If she will keep speaking to Palace fans .........
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    MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    The half reptile, half alien reptilians - I take it they must have bred with earth reptiles or they would be full reptillian aliens.
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    GranpaGranpa
    Is that orange alien still about ?
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    soapy_jonessoapy_jones
    Palarse are staying up. It is a Friday and they have no school in the morning...
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    I thought the article on when to put the christmas decs up enlightening, although you really can't beat this sort of journalism.

    http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/opinion/burningquestions/10838359.Have_Wagon_Wheels_got_smaller__Or_do_we_just_remember_them_as_bigger_from_childhood_/
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    EastTerraceEastTerrace
    Haven't read the article but expect somehow they'll sneak it.
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    oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    edited November 2013
    Had a Wagon Wheel yesterday and the wrapper is red , I thought they were yellow when I was a kid
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    creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    How bloody ridiculous.....





    Boris for prime minister!
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    masicatmasicat
    I've always believed in aliens, but I don't now. Bloody ridiculous.
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    StigStig
    Aliens known as Grays. Are they from Thurrock?
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    bigstemarrabigstemarra
    Comedy gold.
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    throughthickandthinthroughthickandthin
    You couldn't make this sort of stuff up.... On the other hand
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    Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    Ooey the caramel wagon wheels are the business!
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    I_Saw_Semedo_ScoreI_Saw_Semedo_Score
    I've just read the original article and I don't know whether to laugh or just give up on humanity.
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    oohaahmortimeroohaahmortimer
    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Ooey the caramel wagon wheels are the business!

    Mendonca In Asdas said:

    Ooey the caramel wagon wheels are the business!

    I'm not really a caramel man and I've never seen em but will look out for em and give em a go
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