The Worst Advice You Were Ever Given ...

Addickted2TheReds

A spin off thread ...

"If she says no then she's just playing hard to get" oh dear ...

And

"Always say what you think" This one can get you in quite a bit of trouble!

Norfolk_Addick

Treat her like a princess

nth_london_addick

That her sister won't blab about you and her

Mendonca In Asdas

The time - 1981

My dad said to my headmaster, what do you think of these computer things, do you think I should get one for my son?

The headmasters advice - Dont bother, they'll never take off.

maybe_baby

Here's one from the dark ages.

Treat 'em mean and keep 'em keen.

charltonkeston

Have this endowment mortgage, Woolwich Building Society.
Took 3 years to get my money back.

Off_it

"It's ok, I can't have kids"

PL54

If she don't come, tickle her up the bum with a lump of celery

smiffyboy

Stay with your wife and don't run off with your bit on the side that's 15 years younger coz all she's got to offer is her big fake tits.

So I stayed in a sh*t marriage for another 6 months before finally doing it, and have never looked back

bexleyaddick

'Yes, definitely buy Bradford & Bingley shares, they're going to sky rocket!" :-(

North Lower Neil

"You should buy, renting is dead money".

In 2007.

kings hill addick

My Dad told me to pass on a career in IT as he said it was only going to be a passing fad...

soapy_jones

Get yerself down the Valley son...

cafc999

Buy a season ticket

1StevieG

soapy_jones said:

Get yerself down the Valey son...

Soooooo you went to The Valley instead.......

Gravesend_Addick

You should definitely renew your season ticket. Things will get better next season

ross1

If you are quick you can get odds of 100-1 on Charlton winning the championship for this season 2015/2016

cashncarry

You can't put it up there!

soapy_jones

1StevieG said:

soapy_jones said:

Get yerself down the Valey son...

Soooooo you went to The Valley instead.......

Oh yeah (corrected). Sorry to confuse you...

Stig

newyorkaddick

Just be yourself

bazjonster

"Say after me...................."

carly burn

Stig said:

Are they Richard Murrays bollox around her neck?

The small ones.......The big ones are Bobs

Lazy_eye_metaphor

Buy shares in Eurotunnel

Simonsen

"Keep your money...."

My Dad's advice when I told him I wanted to back Millwall to win the 2nd Division and Wimbledon to win the FA Cup (before a ball was kicked in the 87/88 season). Not only was it poor advice but to make matters worse, I followed it....thus missing out on £21,000.

Stig

kentred2

My old man said be a millwall fan.....

Stig

GetOutOfMyClub

I said f off b locks ur ac nt.

Friend Or Defoe

If you hold your nose and close your eyes at the right time you can't catch an STI.

Dazzler21

Addickted2TheReds said:

A spin off thread ...

"If she says no then she's just playing hard to get" oh dear ...

And

"Always say what you think" This one can get you in quite a bit of trouble!

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