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Christmas present suggestion - Fart proof pants

Anyone need these ?

An ingenious invention has been made by a certain company to curb the bad fart odor. This company has come up with special yet intriguing kind of pant that filters flatulent smell. This has been done by the use of profound technological chemical combination. The high-tech underpants are made using a special carbon cloth which is embedded at the back of the pant hence creating a panel whose work is to trap and neutralize the bad fart odor.

A spokesperson for the company told the New York Daily News they are trying to combat a problem which they say affects “millions of people”.

They added: “Although Shreddies has got cheeky with the new campaign, to many people they still remain very much a healthcare product and have helped so many cope with conditions such as IBS, Crohn’s and food intolerances.

“But the bottom line is that Shreddies are for everyone, after all, it’s something we all do.

“Flatulence seriously affects millions of people every day and since 2008 Shreddies has been helping those affected increase their quality of life.

“We have found the answer to help alleviate the most obvious symptom of flatulence… the odours.”

The carbon cloth panel is thin and pliant and contains zorflex- this is the same material that is used in suits designed for chemical warfare. Washing the pants reactivates the chemical. It has also been discovered through broad testing that, the panel at the back of the pant that is made of the carbon material could sieve odors up to 200 times stronger than that of normal flatus emissions. This kind of pants comes in handy to people who suffer from various irritating digestive


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