In the Football kingdom who would win, a haddock or a lion?

iainment

I really hope it's the fish.

(should it be an haddock?)

smudge7946

It would depend on the venue.

Jarman

Well how about a Haddock yielding a sword?
Or a shank if you wanna get all south London about it...

soapy_jones

The Lion would always win.

Hold on! I see spooky parallel with real life here...

Oakster

Trouble is if it was wet enough for the Haddock to thrive, D'Urso would call the game off...

Bryan_Kynsie

I think you'll find a mature lion wouldn't give a Haddock the time of day. She would be after bigger prey.

Richard J

Could the Haddock pull the Lions tail?

Absurdistan

The record isn't good