Michael Morrison missed a penalty...

North Lower Neil

hawksmoor said:

Not only did he miss by backheeling with his wrong foot, but he almost tripped when he took his run-up backwards. I couldn't believe what I was seeing, to be honest.

I think he was trying to moonwalk, could be wrong.

ValleyGary

didnt help that he'd already took his shirt off ready to celebrate

North Lower Neil

ValleyGary said:

didnt help that he'd already took his shirt off ready to celebrate

Or got the glove and hat lined up ready to don after scoring.

ValleyGary

i believe he calls that celebration 'Man in the Morro'

Garrymanilow

I've embarrassed myself at work by dissolving into a laughing wreck now.. Thanks a lot guys

hawksmoor

Callumcafc said:

Been sent to Coventry (on loan).

I'm not surprised, to be fair. Before he did his rubbish moonwalk and before he chucked the ball at Hamer's head, he shouted at Leutwiler, 'Oi, mate, your favourite song is You're So Vain by Carly Simon,' which is about the shittiest put-down I've ever heard. We're better off without him, to be honest.

CafcCrazy

Was well out of order when he then preceded to head butt chris Powell just because Powell was upset that his backwards run up was 'to short'