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Shaun Wright-Phillips escapes jail because he doesn’t open his own post

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    It's not the courts - it's the whole system. I'm willing to volunteer myself as an independent adjudicator. Clearly for cases such as this, where there is some legal loophole, my adjudication would take about four seconds - and that includes banging the gavel and signing my name. The Court of Leroy declares your previous judgement null and void, and finds you guilty of being a pisstaking rich c***. You are hereby fined 50% of your earnings for the next month, and made to donate it to a local hospital of your choice.

    The courts are shit though and do need an overhaul.
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    So, in the future if I find myself on a speeding charge, I can go with the excuse " I'm sorry your honour, I can't read, so the missus deals with all my mail, the dozy cow didn't bother informing me".






    Yeah, I'm sure that'll work for any of us mere mortals........................
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