Would Ya?

Absurdistan

Charlotte Green will succeed James Alexander Gordon as the voice of the classified football results on BBC radio.
Ex-Radio 4 newsreader Green, who supports Tottenham Hotspur, will begin reading the classifieds on Radio 5 live and the World Service on 28 September.
"As a six-year-old I used to sit reading the football scores out loud so this is a dream come true," said Green.
Green, 57, is the Broadcasting Press Guild's Radio Broadcaster of the Year.



It's a no from me, but I'm sure someone here wouldn't mind her reading their scores!

maybe_baby

One word...KY Jelly and even then it's a NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

AddickUpNorth

I'd share a pot of tea and a French fancy or two with her but nothing more. I think she might smell like my mum.

nth_london_addick

i would let her show me her score draws and then finish off with a home win coming from behind

BIG_ROB

Yep

Bedsaddick

Surprise surprise its a no from me.

shirty5

Primary School Teacher 0 Shirty 0

ValleyGary

She looks like she should be in Wallace & Gromit.

Tricky one this, but gonna say yes.

daveaddick

Another no bloody hell I'm getting picky

Absurdistan

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soapy_jones

Low lighting, mood music, a couple of Pinot Grecio's, some naughty night time attire, an assortment of sexual aids, KY jelly and some Rohipnol and I think she would go for me!

boggzy

A great would ya
...gonna have to be a no though

chazza

Nope

BIG_ROB

She looks like she stole a little girls hair do and stuck it on her own canister!

Goonerhater

Big Rob you said yes to that !!!! are you living in gay Paris

Viewfinder

"Here is the New-oos". That is Charlotte Green's diction, where a simple word becomes two syllables for effect. Now, when Arlene Fleming talks to me about "Dogger" - whisper - "Fisher"- whisper - "Humber" - ....

smudge7946

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Macronate

Match postponed for me.

smudge7946

smudge7946 said:

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After years of trying, I've finally posted a would ya comment that has had to censored on grounds of taste!

falconwood_1

Home win.

Huskaris

Her face gets wider as it goes down.... Almost like its pear shaped..
It's a no from me.

Viewfinder

On further reflection, I might give her an old-fashioned agricultural one, just for her benefit. I have a prerequisite of six pints of Young's Special.

Viewfinder

smudge7946 said:

smudge7946 said:

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After years of trying, I've finally posted a would ya comment that has had to censored on grounds of taste!

Congratulations! We are eager to read it - can't you write it in French, or in code?

GoldthorpesHeel

Well if it was a choice between Charlotte Green and Alan Green ...

Carter

Good lord, looks not entirely female

So for that reason, I'm out

nth_london_addick

you've said yes to worse

Jarman

Oh helll naw

MattTeesHeader

It's a no from me

ForeverAddickted

Errmmmmm...... No

Rob

Not into the jacket, so it's a no from me.