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Confessions you have to make at some point in your life

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    I like Take That's music (though I could never admit it in the 1990s).
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    fattmatt said:

    I like Take That's music (though I could never admit it in the 1990s).

    This is nothing to be ashamed of.
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    I've love to be able to tap dance.
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    On a day off I really enjoy Holmes Under the Hamer, fantastic programme about Olympic gold medalists shagging footballers.

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    Before being a fully fledged charlton fan i used to support fulham between the ages of 10 - 13.
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    The second single I ever bought was "In the Navy" by the Village People, thank God it wasn't the first!
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    I've love to be able to tap dance.

    this
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    Sing along to Abba songs :-(
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    I always preferred playing rugby or cricket to playing football and I wanted to name my first son Denzil .. the wife threatened me with withdrawal of conjugal rights should I insist on that name
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    i was a member of the Labour Party at 17
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    i was a member of the Arsenal supporters club at 17

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    Sometimes I borrow my 93 yr old Mum's teeth
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    I've got Robbie Williams tickets and looking forward to going!
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    I use wash in colour on my hair.
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    I cheated on my Maths 'O' Level.
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    I have hollyoaks on series link
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    I suffer from mild panic attacks once in a while and no one knows. Meditation, excercise and laying off the herb helps.
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    I was a West Ham supporter as a kid.

    Howard's Way is my favourite BBC serial of all time.

    I have told women I'd call them the next day and haven't. Not so easier to get away with in these social media days I would imagine.

    Wherever possible I sit down to pee.
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    I had to piss in a phone box in Sidcup high street at 1am as I couldn't hold it any longer and the bus to Foots Cray Tesco was in 5mins and I could not wait one more moment.
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    I had to piss in a phone box in Sidcup high street at 1am as I couldn't hold it any longer and the bus to Foots Cray Tesco was in 5mins and I could not wait one more moment.

    You're just a pup. I've had three Street dumps under the influence.
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    As a boozed up young 'un I once attended a party at the house of a Charlton first team player and nicked a pair of his 'Admiral' training shorts from the washing pile.
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    I've tried to make GIFs on countless ocassions to give @JT a run for his money, but naused it up every time!
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    Two days in a row I've suffered cut mouths and swollen lips from being head butted by two year olds :-(
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    edited June 2013

    Two days in a row I've suffered cut mouths and swollen lips from being head butted by two year olds :-(

    Kids these days, how can they stoop so low?
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    Well I said to myself "give it ten mins", and you swooped in seven !
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    Two days in a row I've suffered cut mouths and swollen lips from being head butted by two year olds :-(

    Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

    On secessive days?
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    Yep, both mornings, different boys. One accidental, one deliberate. Thought I'd lost my front tooth
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    Yep, both mornings, different boys. One accidental, one deliberate. Thought I'd lost my front tooth

    Ha reminds me of Lee Evans stand up

    "No dad, things are gonna change around here..."
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    I watch Jeremy Kyle to play 'Spot the tooth'

    I Sky Plus Jeremy Kyle (as I have a job). I also watch Jerry Spinger and The Maury Show when I get the chance!
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    The Labour Party thing being true the Goonershit thing being a hack------very good---i will find you !!!
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