ok. i'll start one off...to the tune of dedicated follower of fashion...
you see him here
you see him here
you see him there
you see him there
he's always in the thick of the action
he wins the ball and then, you wonder where he's gone
cos he's the one and only holland of the charlton...
[cite]Posted By: Salad Spinner[/cite]Old Matt Holland had a farm, ee-eye ee-eye oh
And on that farm he had a chicken but he chopped off its head and sent it to Leeds, ee-eye ee-eye oh
Very subtle!
Can't see Len Glover singing that one!
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a tractor up your nose
Matty Holland's here, to keep you on your toes
He's all over the grass, he never gets a card
Keep your farms away, and pretend that he's Gerrard
[quote][cite]Posted By: Sco[/cite]To that Spitting Image tune:
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a tractor up your nose Matty Holland's here, to keep you on your toes He's all over the grass, he never gets a card Keep your farms away, and pretend that he's Gerrard[/quote]
Old Matt Holland had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on his farm he had some Bents E-I-E-I-O With a "Baby Bent" here and a "Big Bent" there Here a Bent there a Bent Everywhere it's Bent-Bent Old Matt Holland had a farm E-I-E-I-O
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Poor sod, he deserves one.
Funny how some players just never get one.
you see him here
you see him here
you see him there
you see him there
he's always in the thick of the action
he wins the ball and then, you wonder where he's gone
cos he's the one and only holland of the charlton...
i'll get my coat then...
lol
Matt Holland
Woh-o-o-o
He comes from Lancashire
He f***ing hates Millwall
etc.
Woooaah
He'll skipper our run in
He f**kin hates chicken
Woooaah
He's really tough and mean
But his shorts are always clean!
Woooaah
He plays for love, not dosh
He's polite and speaks posh
Woooaah
He don't believe we're fooked
I've never seen him booked
Woooaah
He plays assured and calm
He hates his next door farm
Woooaah
He is wonderful
He can read and he can write
But he cant drive a tractor
Agreed. Let's make it happen.
quality reserves quality
And on that farm he had a chicken but he chopped off its head and sent it to Leeds, ee-eye ee-eye oh
Very subtle!
Can't see Len Glover singing that one!
(no offence to rk intended of course)
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a tractor up your nose
Matty Holland's here, to keep you on your toes
He's all over the grass, he never gets a card
Keep your farms away, and pretend that he's Gerrard
Hold a chicken in the air, stick a tractor up your nose
Matty Holland's here, to keep you on your toes
He's all over the grass, he never gets a card
Keep your farms away, and pretend that he's Gerrard[/quote]
EXCELLENT!!!!!
It's not Bartlett or Bent
It's Matt Holland......
bravo, thats a good un too lol
And on his farm he had some Bents E-I-E-I-O
With a "Baby Bent" here and a "Big Bent" there
Here a Bent there a Bent
Everywhere it's Bent-Bent
Old Matt Holland had a farm E-I-E-I-O