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Most unused switch.

On a recent visit to my in-laws I noticed their stair lift had an up/down switch on the base station, and it occurred to me that it was not needed. The only time it would be used as is when ascending the stairs by said stair lift, the infirm old fart or fartesse then decides to throw themselves down the stairs. If by some strange twist of fate the horrendous fall doesn't kill them, the last thing they would want to do is get straight back up them stairs and have another lemming moment. I put it to you that this switch is the most unused switch in the world...unless you know better.
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  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,119
    Supposing you had two doddery people in the house, wouldn't they need it then?
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,922
    What if they were not mentally capable of operating it so a third party needed to get them up/down ?
  • cafcfan
    cafcfan Posts: 11,207
    edited April 2013
    What if a kid, (or vindictive wife!) messing about with the stair lift, left it in the wrong place?
    For use by the service technician so he doesn't have to bother actually using the lift?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,782
    cafcfan said:

    What if a kid, (or vindictive wife!) messing about with the stair lift, left it in the wrong place?

    Walk up the stairs and get on it?
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609

    cafcfan said:

    What if a kid, (or vindictive wife!) messing about with the stair lift, left it in the wrong place?

    Walk up the stairs and get on it?
    Exactly!

  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,060
    edited April 2013
    My gran used to scare Jehovah's witnesses by getting the stairlift to go up and down the stairs using the remote control behind her back. True story.
  • Leroy Ambrose
    Leroy Ambrose Posts: 14,449
    There's an old Catalyst 1900 series sat in my server room in a rack in the corner that has been turned off for four years. That's the most unused switch I can think of.
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,922

    cafcfan said:

    What if a kid, (or vindictive wife!) messing about with the stair lift, left it in the wrong place?

    Walk up the stairs and get on it?
    Exactly!

    Don't know if I am having a whoosh moment but if you can't climb stairs and someone has moved the stairlift upstairs surely you need a base control to bring it back down for you to use?
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,782
    MrOneLung said:

    cafcfan said:

    What if a kid, (or vindictive wife!) messing about with the stair lift, left it in the wrong place?

    Walk up the stairs and get on it?
    Exactly!

    Don't know if I am having a whoosh moment but if you can't climb stairs and someone has moved the stairlift upstairs surely you need a base control to bring it back down for you to use?
    ;-0}
  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,080
    My son's bedroom light switch. He never turns the bleedin light off. Curtains closed light on ! Aaaagh !

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  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,859
    What if you've got 20 foot long arms and no elbows?

    Wibble.
  • Stig has the answer. Good effort but its a fundamental requirement otherwise only for a single person

    Can i give stigs post of the week to stig for such insight?

    I used to have a combi lightswitch with one dimmer and one on/off. Could never worm out why the dimmer wasnt enough by itself
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,405
    edited April 2013
    There's a couple of switches in my car that I have never used. I am sure they have some purpose.
  • IdleHans
    IdleHans Posts: 10,997

    There's a couple of switches in my car that I have never used. I am sure they have some purpose.

    If you're a minicab driver, they're probably to indicate left and indicate right.

  • DA9
    DA9 Posts: 11,096
    IdleHans said:

    There's a couple of switches in my car that I have never used. I am sure they have some purpose.

    If you're a minicab driver, they're probably to indicate left and indicate right.

    Specifically Addison Lee drivers.
  • The light switch in a 24 hours/365 days a year petrol station?
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970
    A light switch at a blind persons house.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609

    There's a couple of switches in my car that I have never used. I am sure they have some purpose.

    If it's an Aston Martin DB5 DON'T press the red one.

  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    edited April 2013
    PopIcon said:

    A light switch at a blind persons house.

    What about visitors?

  • addick1965
    addick1965 Posts: 5,092
    The light switch in Millwall's trophy room

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  • tangoflash
    tangoflash Posts: 10,788
    I could never find my ex wifes buttons apparently.........................
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,387
    the off switch on a nymphomaniac's vibrator ?
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812
    Chris Powell refuses to use any switches until it's too late - tactically naive, out of his depth etc etc etc etc etc etc
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,638
    The "start" button on posh spice's microwave.
  • Loco
    Loco Posts: 1,037

    The light switch in Millwall's trophy room

    They have a trophy ....................... room?

  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,782
    Loco said:

    The light switch in Millwall's trophy room

    They have a trophy ....................... room?

    They don't know, they have never found it.
  • PopIcon
    PopIcon Posts: 5,970

    PopIcon said:

    A light switch at a blind persons house.

    What about visitors?


    Its quite sad that you should say that actually. I got a freind who works at insight radio, he told me its not uncommon when blind people get visitors for the visitors to forget to turn a light off when they leave. These lights can be left of for weeks and weeks without the blind person knowing. Sad true story that.
  • The_President
    The_President Posts: 14,280
    Cant believe we are wasting good Cyber space on 'Most Unused Switch ' !
  • PopIcon said:

    PopIcon said:

    A light switch at a blind persons house.

    What about visitors?


    Its quite sad that you should say that actually. I got a freind who works at insight radio, he told me its not uncommon when blind people get visitors for the visitors to forget to turn a light off when they leave. These lights can be left of for weeks and weeks without the blind person knowing. Sad true story that.
    Surely they could just double check the switch to feel if it was in the 'on' position?
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    My gf who cannot see in ultra violet light (Achromatopsia) will turn lights off to find things...it still freaks me out.