Anyone care to complete the last verse of this reworked Elvis classic (see page 17 of the APRAWA thread)...
http://www.charltonlife.com/forum/comments.php?DiscussionID=4748&page=17
Don't start me talking
I could talk all ni-i-i-ight
My mind went - sleep walking
Needed to put the club to ri-i-ights
Called Alan Pardew's agent
Has he got himself an occupation?
Pardew's army is here to sta-a-ay
Red 'n' white army are on their wa-a-ay
And I would rather be anyone else
Than Merr vyn Day
There are no bigtime Charlies
To keep us in the mi-i-ire
It will be a laughing party
When we start climbing hi-igher
Only takes a bit of vigour
One more win it's a simple figure
Pardew's army is here to stay
Red 'n' white army are on their wa-a-ay
And I would rather be anyone else
Than Merr vyn Day
....
Hong Kong is up for grabs
London is full of Arabs
We could be in Palestine
Overrun by a Chinese line
With the boys from the Mersey and the Thames and the Tyne
But there's no danger
It's a professional career
Though it could be arranged
With just a word in Mr. Churchill's ear
If you're out of luck or out of work
We could send you to Johannesburg 
