If he likes free newspapers or music there's always Metrognome. Or if he likes his grub what about Gastrognome? But is he going to live indoors? Is he gnomesticated?
I'll share a little story with you from 1998, when I was just 10 years old.
My family were spending the bank holiday weekend in May down on the South Coast, near Chichester. 3 ducks were hanging around the caravan in the park we were staying in, and were there a good hour or so on the Sunday evening.
Me and my Mum named them "Rufus, Clive and Sasa".
And we all know what happened the following afternoon
Hey, what about that "No More Gnomes" Ikea advert - as well as finding it a little spooky, especially that one that rises from the water, I do feel very sorry for the obliterated Gnomes at the end.
We went with Chrissie Trowel (and his gnome army) which was actually the first name suggested. Kind of an anti-climax. Definitely a Charlton gnome. He unfortunately didn't have time to worry about the gnome ban as he's too busy trying to get fit ahead of next season. That's how low our budget is this year. Even Rochdale can afford humans
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But is he going to live indoors? Is he gnomesticated?
I'll share a little story with you from 1998, when I was just 10 years old.
My family were spending the bank holiday weekend in May down on the South Coast, near Chichester. 3 ducks were hanging around the caravan in the park we were staying in, and were there a good hour or so on the Sunday evening.
Me and my Mum named them "Rufus, Clive and Sasa".
And we all know what happened the following afternoon
Hey, what about that "No More Gnomes" Ikea advert - as well as finding it a little spooky, especially that one that rises from the water, I do feel very sorry for the obliterated Gnomes at the end.