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Fun with movie titles

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  • Cash Of The Titans - some giants argue about whose round it is
  • 'Attack of the 5ft. Woman'. Gotta watch the little 'uns.
  • It's a wonderful lie - Family man leaves his family for a whore, then makes up a ridiculous story to explain his absence.
  • Dai M for Murder-vigilante man from Llanelli goes about killing people
  • One with the wind - a poignant everyday story of a flatulent young man whose life is dominated by his affliction.
  • Pup fiction - Heartless father promises his son a dog for his birthday, then gives him naff all!
  • Godfellas - An everyday story about Jehovah witnesses.
  • Wall - Follow the heart rending exploits of a Bermondsey knuckle dragger as he wrestles with solitude and the meaning of life. Set against the backdrop of taking the shit from the whole of London into his very local incinerator.
  • Ocky - a down-and out darts player gets a world title shot against Eric Bristow.
  • Pan Labyrinth - A man is transported into a nightmarish maze of kitchen equipment.

    Hat - De Niro and Pacino fight it out over a piece of fashionable headgear.

    We Were Solders - A group of metal alloys look back on their lives.

    Ear Window - Alternative title for 'Being John Malkovich'.

    On Air - Nicolas Cage hosts a prison radio show.
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  • Ick Ass - The gruelling story of one man's suffering after eating a steak slice from The Valley.
  • L Cid - The emotional journey of a 17 year old's battle to pass his driving test
  • The Silence of the Lamb-90 minutes spent watching a sleeping baby sheep.
  • The Brb's - Man waits outside a shop for longer than the 5 minutes promised on the sign
  • The Da Vinci Cod - In this action packed thriller a hidden clue in a Da Vinci painting throws Christianity into chaos as it reveals Jesus was actually a fish.
  • Silence of the Labs - A serial killer with a penchant for eating forensic scientists.

  • the jazz singe - a man gives himself a friction burn
  • JK - A series of implausible theories about the murder of the lead singer of Jamiroquai.
  • Bad Oys. Renegade Jewish cops take down an illicit shellfish-smuggling ring
  • McBobbin said:

    the jazz singe - a man gives himself a friction burn

    .....whilst reading Razzle.
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  • The Bi Lebowski - the dude abides... Threesomes
  • Da Boot - A group of black men hide in the trunk of their car during WW2
  • fiddler on the roo - exploits of an australian into beastiality.
  • Sigs - aliens invade earth after a misunderstanding over a signature on an internet messageboard
  • Ladiator - Russell Crowe stars in a film about Chinese central heating.
  • The Ting - Gippos set up an elaborate con involving a fixed dog race
  • Alien - The sequel to Alien.

    Jango Unchained - "The D is non-existent" Story of a freed slave.

    WALL - Pixar animation of a brick wall.
  • DIE ARD: The london edition
  • reservoir dos - a public information broadcast about safety when near water.
  • Do Soldiers - A young lady with a penchant for men in uniform visits a barracks with one intention
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