I'd like to make a statement on behalf of my client, Plaaayer.
I'd like to apologise for my cringe inducing actions on the night on Tuesday 6th March 2013.
On the night in question I had consumed large quantities of alcohol and had minimal food consumption during the day. Whilst I realise this is not and excuse, I would like to point out that i did get overly excited as 'I Am The Music Man' was my favourite songs as a child, this song brought back great memories for me and made me feel warm and fuzzy again inside. I was also egged on by a number of people that will remain nameless and did not at any time realise I was being filmed.
I now know that nothing can make you cringe more than singing outside of a football stadium, not asking about the Adams Family song at the beginning of a Q&A, not people wearing white socks with sandals or even Crystal Palace in general.
Whilst I realise I will never be a cool, downwithit, or as hip as Jimmy, I hope this apology will help with his healing process and inevitable counselling that he will need to go through to forget this matter.
I hope you can respect mine and my families privacy at this time.
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In the goal
In the goal
In the in the in the goooooal
In the in the goal
quality!!!
Social media loving prick.
PlAaaaay da football
Odd.
Very odd.
It's not as if they're singing it in the supermarket, they're pissed on the way home from a game.
Football singing is acceptable in the build up to a game, during the game and on the way home from a game. In my opinion of course.
I'd like to apologise for my cringe inducing actions on the night on Tuesday 6th March 2013.
On the night in question I had consumed large quantities of alcohol and had minimal food consumption during the day. Whilst I realise this is not and excuse, I would like to point out that i did get overly excited as 'I Am The Music Man' was my favourite songs as a child, this song brought back great memories for me and made me feel warm and fuzzy again inside. I was also egged on by a number of people that will remain nameless and did not at any time realise I was being filmed.
I now know that nothing can make you cringe more than singing outside of a football stadium, not asking about the Adams Family song at the beginning of a Q&A, not people wearing white socks with sandals or even Crystal Palace in general.
Whilst I realise I will never be a cool, downwithit, or as hip as Jimmy, I hope this apology will help with his healing process and inevitable counselling that he will need to go through to forget this matter.
I hope you can respect mine and my families privacy at this time.
My client will not be taking question
Thank you.