danny haynes was bringing mine but i can still see him at the end of my path holding the back of his leg and crying so guess i will have to wait 3-4 weeks till he gets it here..
got mine today from my new postman, a scruffy looking working class chap. all the tickets were torn out. A note was left inside "you won't need these after we've finished with the place. Lion...Tail....nasty things happen...you were warned!"
Mine never came, I never ordered one, decided to run away and join the circus. Cant wait to see cheerleaders, italian wannabes, crazy gyrating mascots and a freak show acting as a goalkeeper whilst listening to a crazy announcer and gay music on my lovely wooden seat. I just wonder in my role as lion tamer if I will be able to pull the lions tail and what will happen?
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I thought the running up the path before jumping and punching the air was a bit unnecessary.
The first one is still one of the funniest threads on here ever.
Chris Solly delivered mine. He enlisted the help of Danny Devito, Ghengis Khan and Ronny Corbett. It was like a scene from the Borrowers!
It was taped to a seat that was thrown through my window, and the lit flare set fire to my curtains.
Your mum delivered it.
all the tickets were torn out.
A note was left inside "you won't need these after we've finished with the place. Lion...Tail....nasty things happen...you were warned!"
Someone who looked like Labi Siffre delivered my mine, he handed me the envelope and said there's 'Something Inside So Season Ticket'