uniform dating? send to the 101 room

scabbyhorse

There is a advert on tv at moment called uniform dating
.........what happens there then? On a date do you turn up in uniform? Do you turn up at the date dressed in your policeman clobber and your date dressed in her morrison gear? What a crock of shit. What would you send to room 101?

JT

Nathan

ValleyGary

That advert goes 'whether your into uniforms or not, we have people for you'

So basically you're just a dating website.

scabbyhorse

Signs in the street if your dog fouls the pavement. .............room 101 please....has anyone really been fined 1000 pound?

AddickUpNorth

Is a tabard a uniform? Quite fond of dinner ladies.

AddickUpNorth

Northern monkey WUMs.

Carter

scabbyhorse said:

Signs in the street if your dog fouls the pavement. .............room 101 please....has anyone really been fined 1000 pound?

Those signs lost any weight they held when Paula Radcliffe did a shit on the mall during the London marathon

RaplhMilne

Once dated a girl on Internet, who said she dated a man who told her he worked in traffic management for the local authority.


He was a lollipop man !

She might have found him on Uniform dating .

nth_london_addick

at the minute Foxes and moles but putting crafty feckas down there the moles would escape

blind my arse

smudge7946

How big is room 101?
If its big enough, I would like to send the working class to room 101.

SilentAddick

Does full kit winkers qualify? ;-)

Algarveaddick

smudge7946 said:

How big is room 101?
If its big enough, I would like to send the working class to room 101.

Who would you get to polish your throne then smudge?

kentaddick

smudge7946 said:

How big is room 101?
If its big enough, I would like to send the working class to room 101.

Good gracious no! Then it will only be the foreigners around to do the cleaning jobs