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A Leicester fan's Valentines Day plea.

edited February 2013 in Not Sports Related
Hello Charlton fans.

I would like to open by saying you truly are welcome, as I feel we've done much for your fair club in recent times. We tested the waters of giving with Paddy McCarthorse, a boon to any club, and a kindly courting gift. From there we escalated our shower of affection by taking the time and care to lovingly train your erstwhile folk hero, one Sir Christopher of Powell, in the painstaking art of football management - a blessing well marked by your progress.

Not sated, we later bestowed upon you the Franco flair and mobile magnifique of Yann Kermorgant. Even let me him score against us.

But I feel lately you've begun to abuse our well considered generosity. Advantage has been taken of our kind and doting nature, the people of Leicester have been abused by the good folk of Charlton and it's of considerable ingratitude that we should be struck so gravely by your Southern ilk.

You see, you've exposed us to a vermin of your creation, a lingering, malingering irritant with no sense of self understanding and no shame. That hovers, unwanted, on the fringes of discussion and interjects senselessly with tales of under-aged, imaginary girlfriends, awful betting tips, uneducated and biased opinions on Championship football, terrible banter, tales of the dole office and general benefit sponging and essentially making the entire populace of Planet Earth wish to devour it's own face rather than converse with the tool.

I am, of course, talking about this waste of perfectly usable oxygen:












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Now don't play fvcking innocent, we know you know Nathan / Lamby. And we're not amused.

He's been festering on Foxes Talk for six bastard years and he's still never taken the hint. But we understand his drastic rise in posting of late is in approximate correlation to you smug, clever ingrates banning the feck from your (very lovely, by the way - hi guys) forum. Well, great, we've baby-sat the prick for you all for long enough and now it's about time you had him back, eh?

So what do you say? As a courtesy gesture for Chris Powell and the three points we shipped you early on (and the three points we'll probably spuff up and ship you Tuesday) how about you let the lovable scamp back on your forum, eh?

Alternatively, anyone who'd rather just find him in SEwherever and just snap off his typing fingers is due a free pint up in Leicester any time.


Cheers. Happy V-Day.
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Comments

  • This is actually hilarious. It's not April fools yet however this cannot be true!
  • Oh dear, this could be interesting!
  • It is true. He's posted on there for years.

  • Curb_It said:

    It is true. He's posted on there for years.

    What on earth for?!

  • Curb_It said:

    It is true. He's posted on there for years.

    What on earth for?!


    IF ONLY WE KNEW!??!?!!!

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  • We're not in. Go away!
  • edited February 2013
    "a vermin of your creation, a lingering, malingering irritant with no sense of self understanding and no shame. That hovers, unwanted, on the fringes of discussion and interjects senselessly with tales of under-aged, imaginary girlfriends, awful betting tips, uneducated and biased opinions on Championship football, terrible banter, tales of the dole office and general benefit sponging and essentially making the entire populace of Planet Earth wish to devour it's own face rather than converse with the tool."

    hahaha! what a description!
  • He really is a weird child.

    Why dont you just ban him?
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  • He really is a weird child.

    Why dont you just ban him?

    Partly because we have a very, very liberal forum owner with a much longer fuse than the rest of us (God bless you, Mark) and partly because we're pretty sure he's probably the sort of twat that would just keep re-signing up anyway regardless.
  • Brilliant.

    Ban him too, would be the simplest answer?
  • Finnegan said:

    . That hovers, unwanted, on the fringes of discussion and interjects senselessly with tales of under-aged, imaginary girlfriends, awful betting tips, uneducated and biased opinions on Championship football, terrible banter, tales of the dole office and general benefit sponging and essentially making the entire populace of Planet Earth wish to devour it's own face rather than converse with the tool.



    That doesn't sound like Nathan at all.....................

    Simple thought though, why don't you just ban him as well?

  • Beat me to it Gary!
  • * makes way over to Foxes talk to see what the fuss is about *
  • Finnegan said:

    Curb_It said:

    It is true. He's posted on there for years.

    What on earth for?!


    IF ONLY WE KNEW!??!?!!!

    image
    Is that Brooke from that One Tree Hill?

    I love her.
  • edited February 2013
    No way, I didnt know Nathan had been banned! Ahem. Who's Nathan?
  • Could you not give him a job? Archeaologist or something. They seem to be busy up your way.
  • Thread of the week.
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  • Fantastic post.
  • We can't talk about it right now, Altringham v Burton is on.
  • Absolutely brilliant, i love how he's regurgitating the same old rubbish he use to spout on here, please keep him ..
  • Brilliant, pure brilliance.

    You can keep him though!
  • Does he have a job yet though?
  • We don't want him. Your welcome to him. Funny post though .
    Sir Chris was always ours but a big thanks for Yan the Man.
  • Could you not give him a job? Archeaologist or something. They seem to be busy up your way.

    Think you need delicate hands for that, mate, it's fiddly work.

    We might let him work in the gift shop but he won't work Saturdays because then he might have to give up the fucking away days our taxes are paying for.
  • cant stop laughing at that photo of him with CP
  • what's his username on there, can't see any posts from him
  • Could I just ask btw, who is Nathan/Lamby?
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