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    In the 13th Century, Europeans baptized children with beer.

    I think they still do in Scotland from my time living there. :-)

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    Riviera said:

    There are 60 million new borns in China every year.

    There are more english speakers in China than in the U.S.A.

    That must be wong
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    edited February 2013
    On average a person dispels half a litre of gas a day by farting, and it takes an average of 13 seconds to start smelling.
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    all crisps go out of date on a saturday

    I'm well happy I know this now.
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    BIG_ROB said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    Embarrassed to be associated with a club that has homophobic fans like we do

    Aww shut up and give us a kiss you burning hunk o' love ;o)
    Disgusting


    Can we make it a three way deary?

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    "Did you know Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy?"
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    Did you know that before Snow White appeared, 6 out of 7 dwarfs were feeling Grumpy.
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    More people in China speak English than in the US!
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    The first couple to appear in bed together on US primetime TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
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    The first couple to appear in bed together on US primetime TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

    But that was in stone age times! Thats mental!
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    BIG_ROB said:

    The first couple to appear in bed together on US primetime TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

    But that was in stone age times! Thats mental!
    I know! You should have seen the footage with the Rubble's and Dino tho, pure pure filth.
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    BIG_ROB said:

    The first couple to appear in bed together on US primetime TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

    But that was in stone age times! Thats mental!
    I know! You should have seen the footage with the Rubble's and Dino tho, pure pure filth.
    I know for a fact that Dino had the snip at 3 months so was not involved in that particular sex romp.

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    you cant breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
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    you cant breathe through your nose with your tongue out.

    Well that was easy enough to disprove ;-)
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    you cant breathe through your nose with your tongue out.

    how many people have tried this i now am getting some very strange looks in the office

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    Just bit me feckin tongue off ffs!
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    BIG_ROB said:

    The first couple to appear in bed together on US primetime TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.

    But that was in stone age times! Thats mental!
    I know! You should have seen the footage with the Rubble's and Dino tho, pure pure filth.
    I know for a fact that Dino had the snip at 3 months so was not involved in that particular sex romp.

    ?
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    Adele, is James Corden in drag.
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    Stig said:

    you cant breathe through your nose with your tongue out.

    Well that was easy enough to disprove ;-)
    haha i fell for it too... looked like a panting dog!
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    Adele, is James Corden in drag.

    I'd actually dip Adele, find her quite atractive meself like!
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    BIG_ROB said:

    Adele, is James Corden in drag.

    I'd actually dip Adele, find her quite atractive meself like!
    anything to be the skinny partner for once aye?
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    BIG_ROB said:

    Adele, is James Corden in drag.

    I'd actually dip Adele, find her quite atractive meself like!
    anything to be the skinny partner for once aye?
    Oi, I'm down to just under 19 stone now. How's treatment going down the clinic young David?
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    The personality of Sonic the Hedgehog was based on Bill Clinton.
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    BIG_ROB said:

    BIG_ROB said:

    Adele, is James Corden in drag.

    I'd actually dip Adele, find her quite atractive meself like!
    anything to be the skinny partner for once aye?
    Oi, I'm done to just under 19 stone now. How's treatment going down the clinic young David?
    which treatment? bad back or itchy sack?
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    JWADDICK said:

    The personality of Sonic the Hedgehog was based on Bill Clinton.

    What he shoots his load over womens dresses?
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    The Pope, will have his ring pumelled by a silver hammer when he leaves office today. Probably Maxwells'.

    "His ring The papal gold ring, known as the fisherman's ring, will be smashed with a specially designed silver hammer when the Pope leaves office. No change here from normal practice. "Objects strictly tied to the ministry of St Peter must be destroyed," the Vatican says. His personal seal will also be defaced."

    Feel a bit sorry for the seal, what's he done wrong?



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    The Pope, will have his ring pumelled by a silver hammer when he leaves office today. Probably Maxwells'.

    "His ring The papal gold ring, known as the fisherman's ring, will be smashed with a specially designed silver hammer when the Pope leaves office. No change here from normal practice. "Objects strictly tied to the ministry of St Peter must be destroyed," the Vatican says. His personal seal will also be defaced."

    Feel a bit sorry for the seal, what's he done wrong?



    Didnt know God was into recycling.
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