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A belated happy birthday to CIFC

edited March 2007 in General Charlton
pretty much 8 years ago this very night, CIFC played their first game - many on here have had the privilege of pulling on the sweaty old Ecru shirt at some stage

seems like the old gal has deceased so RIP

Match Report

Monday 8th March 1999 (Carlsberg League, Mottingham)

Heath Rovers 5-2 CIFC

(Report by Rick Baker)

Charlton Internet Football Club came into being on a chilly South
London in New Eltham. Due to injuries, work commitments and an
organisational mix-up, the Cyberaddicks began the game with just
seven players, playing against an established team with substitutes
and a set of spectators.

Two reinforcements soon arrived and the nine men of Charlton held
Heath Rovers to a single goal lead until the second half. This was
mainly due to a Herculean effort from centre backs Graeme Williams
and Jeff Prior, and especially from keeper Tim Chick. The
Cyberaddicks keeper, who once had a trial with Millwall, proved that
he still had the old magic, hurtling himself acrobatically to perform
a flurry of fine saves.

It was a pity that the opening goal came from a defensive mix-up. The
Cyberaddicks were unfortunately unable to maintain their rearguard
action as Rovers introduced fresh legs, but it still took an
exceptional chip to beat Tim Chick. The third goal was another sloppy
one, the ball striking the author on the line and spinning into the
roof of the net. But the Cyberaddicks rallied, and when Mark Weaver
(non-lister), ran onto Jeff Prior's intricate through ball and lashed
it home, CIFC had their first ever goal.

But the fightback was short lived as Rovers increased their lead with
a goal that was so far offside it would have made Noel Whelan look
onside. The forward running directly in front of the ball carrier was
deemed to not be interfering, and the bemused defence could only look
on as the Uriah Rennie lookalike allowed Rovers to score. A fifth was
soon added, but Charlton pride was salvaged when Mark Weaver netted
for the second time, shooting over the keeper from virtually the same
move as the first goal.

5-2 was not a bad result for the Cyberaddicks. The opposition, an
established team that play every week, knew each others names, and
made up for in numbers what they lacked in quality. CIFC wasted
several good chances as well as scoring twice with two men down, and
with a little practice the defence could mould itself into a solid
unit.

Graeme Williams made up for in tackling and positional play what he
gave way to Jeff Prior in intimidation. Rav Bharji showed that he
would die for the cause, ( and he nearly did!), turning in a solid
performance whilst playing in an unknown position to him. Matt Owen
was industrious all over the (very large) pitch, and the remaining
non list members, but Charlton nuts, Mark Weaver, Richard Filer and
Kevin Everest ran constantly for the cause.

CIFC will be playing every week for the next ten weeks. A big thank
you to all those who turned out, and with a bit of luck, the
Cyberaddicks will have a full compliment next week. Any committed,
bored, retired or unemployed Charlton fans who fancy coming down and
watching, the next game is a 6.30 p.m. kick-off at the Coldharbour
Leisure centre in New Eltham.

Team.

Tim Chick; Graeme Williams, Rav Bahrij, Jeff Prior, Kevin Everest,
Richard Filer, Matt Owen, Rick Baker, Mark Weaver
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Comments

  • Eight years ago, feels a lot longer to be honest.

    how many players do you estimate have represented CIFC in those years. I reckon somewhere around 400.....
  • we played about 300 matches - so that sounds about right

    on this board alone

    AFKA
    Oakster
    Razil
    Charlton Charlie
    Ledge Knows
    Dave Storry
    Randy Andy (& his magic shorts)

    I am probably missing a few more
  • Riscardo
    Disco Dan
    Kigelia
  • I played a few of the early games (including the one where we had some young kid play on our team (the ref's son or something), i was crap.
  • Swerve
    Hillsy's Up
    Bobbolder
  • Rothko
    Need A Pint
  • And me... I played more than a few times several years ago...
  • iansarge makes 18
  • I went and watched once...
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  • Me too, I got introduced to 'scarfman' at Mottingham!
  • and my highlight of CIFC playing days scoring twice against the Palace boys. Great.

    Oh and my ronaldo for the Millwall penalty that we duly bloody missed.
  • CIFC missing penalties Arf - never!!!!!!

    Scarfman - true legend - played upfront for us despite being legally blind & scored against the York City supporters team.

    Scarfman 30ish & about 20 stone sits behind the away dugout & wears full Charlton kit to every game, my favourite Scarfie moment was seeing him in full Charlton kit & hush puppies flicking "V's" & w'anchor signs at coach load upon coach load of Ipswich fans heading back down the Woolwich Road after the play off game.
  • I played once - though you selfish gits made me play for QPR's internet mob cos they were short. I never went back after that - the trauma of playing on a team against blokes in Charlton shirts was too much. I seem to remember QPR won 7-6 - despite my best efforts at sabotage...
  • Unbelievable that Oakster missed off maybe the best Manager CIFC ever had ...

    Blimey ...
  • edited March 2007
    [cite]Posted By: Riscardo[/cite]Unbelievable that Oakster missed off maybe the best Manager CIFC ever had ...

    Blimey ...

    He mention Charlton Charlie didn't he..........


    [cite]Posted By: Oakster[/cite]CIFC missing penalties Arf - never!!!!!!

    Scarfman - true legend - played upfront for us despite being legally blind & scored against the York City supporters team.

    Scarfman 30ish & about 20 stone sits behind the away dugout & wears full Charlton kit to every game, my favourite Scarfie moment was seeing him in full Charlton kit & hush puppies flicking "V's" & w'anchor signs at coach load upon coach load of Ipswich fans heading back down the Woolwich Road after the play off game.

    Yes G we missed it - I wanted to take it but was overruled - one of the asian lads that played took it if i remember rightly and skyed it
  • Oakster, found this match report. Still makes me laugh, top day that was:


    BRAVE PALACE GO DOWN FIGHTING
    Crystal Palace 1 Charlton Athletic 3 (halftime 0-2)
    Skinner 77 (pen)....10, 22, 88

    The return leg of this league derby was won in the end by Charlton but not
    without a tantrum from the travellers first. Palace started brightly and
    pressed the visitors despite being outnumbered at home by the
    'johnny-come-lately' Charlton support and their volleys of abuse. After 5
    minutes Palace had to defend and a good cross to the back post grazed the
    post, a warning shot to the defence. Not letting the crowd intimidation get
    to them Palace set about their pacy attacks with Mark Wallis, Ben Couchman,
    Paul Hepburn and Darren Skinner all joining in the fray. Charlton did their
    best to spoil Palace's flowing moves with numerous stud's up and late
    challenges that the referee let go. Indeed on 10 minutes it was a nothing
    challenge on the right flank in Palace's half that was given as a free kick
    to the Addicks and by pure fluke the attempted cross looped over James
    Taylor-Nye and into the far top corner. It was debatable as to whether or
    not the referee had indicated that the kick be direct or not but the goal
    stood.
    Palace pressed on and put the throw-in skills of Ben Couchman to the test
    who bulleted the ball into the Charlton box with ease. Chris Lansdown
    connected but his header was wide.
    Charlton then had a short spell of pressure and yet another debatable
    decision came, Jim Tanner removed the ball from the Addick winger who
    appealed that the ball had crossed the byline. Tanner and the 'keeper were
    sure it hadn't, the Charlton linesman himself didn't say it had but the ref
    gave a corner which they duly scored from with a free header. Thus, Palace
    found themselves 2-0 down in the most wrongful of circumstances. The rest of
    the half was dominated by Palace but they just couldn't find the back of the
    net.
    Palace started brightly in the second half but found themselves to be
    butchered all over the pitch with late challenges, this was also accompanied
    by cheering at each piece of cheating from the Charlton group. The finest
    example of this came when Palace debutant Neil Curtis showed his pace down
    the wing but was sythed from behind by one, he carried on and them 2
    defenders both took a go each at the same. Amazingly the ref waved play on
    yet such were the blatancy of the tackles that each one brought an
    individual cheer from the Charlton 'faithful' (ho ho ho). When Palace
    decided to retaliate for themselves the visitors quite literally threw
    baby-like tantrums.
    The referee did in the end make some amends when Curtis was pushed to the
    ground in the box and he rightly pointed to the spot. This decision was
    greeted in Roy Keane-esque proportions by every Charlton player and
    supporter. Even their linesman threw his flag in the air in a paddy and
    volleyed expletives across the field at the top of his voice, this really
    had to be seen to be believed.
    After Darren Skinner hammered home the penalty kick sending the 'keeper the
    wrong way the abuse continued and the tackles worsened. Palace then had a
    series of several corners whilst the visitors were still crying, Jim Wallis
    headed just wide, Paul Hepburn and Ben Couchman both had a shot saved each
    although Palace came closest to the equaliser through Charlton captain
    Graeme Williams who's desparate clearance was nearly hooked into his own
    net.
    The visitors sealed the game near the final whistle when they cleared from a
    corner, broke down the left to cross and the header was neatly despatched
    into the top corner leaving James Taylor-Nye no chance.


    Anyone who thinks Charlton aren't worth worrying about/bothering with should
    have come to this match. Shame they could manage about 15 'supporters' and
    we had M.Hep. When the penalty was given it looked like they were going to
    all steam in.

    Well played lads, we'll have our day
  • Unfortunately for them they never did have their day - as we beat them every subsequent time we played them!

    If I recall correctly Riscardo was the linesman mentioned in this report....

    Are CIFC doing Worldnet this year?
  • Riscardo was running around like a loon to the dodgiest pen decision ever. Eventually hoisted the flag, telling the palace ref where to stick it.

    Yep, Worldnet is in a few weeks time, though the original motley crew is ever dwindling.

    We're gonna have to start a worldnet thread at some point !
  • The funny thing about this is that the Ref was one of their lot.

    He gave a penalty after their attacker lost his footing in the biggest divvet in South London and fell over. The flag was indeed thrown directly at the ref ....

    Happy Days
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  • must be worldnet vets now surely
  • Anti-Addick who wrote this report - remember him? - still probably one of the biggest twits I have ever had the misfortune to meet in any walk of life!

    Even his own team were embarrassed by him.
  • I was there on that first night. (In goal). Felt like a rabbit in headlights as the shots flew at me.

    Wish I could have played on - unfortuantely that fateful day at Villa park put pay to my right knee and the rest is history.

    Can I add a different strand to this thread and get people to nominate their favorite CIFC fixture.

    Mine without a doubt is Ayr United away.

    4 hour delay at Luton airport resulted in a massive session before boarding the plane - I seem to recall Rav was close to being refused permission to fly - they still sold him 10 mini bottles of red wine once he was on though.

    AFKA isn't the best flyer as I recall - he became increasingly nervous as his well oiled cohorts sat and watched more snow and ice build up on the planes wings......

    I have a vaugue recollection of people being refused entry to Ayr's finest nightclub and also doing a David Pleatesque run across the pitch when the winning goal went in.

    Another player to add:

    Richard Daly.
    PQ (apologies if he has a user name on here - I'm new)
  • Welcome Clem, Brilliant weekend that mate. I can swear they were playing Buddy Holly when we were getting on the plane !!

    Everest's haircut, playing on a frozen pitch, the anti-english whisky drinking 90 year ref who was so biaised in the end the other team were over-ruling him as they didn't think it was fair he gave everything against us and called us 'english bastards' at the same time !

    I scored a beauty and the oppo saying they wouldn't mark me as i stank too much of aftershock.

    Our 'hotel' which was a 24hr safehouse for the local alcoholics.

    Going back to their bar in the middle of what looked like the Ferrier Estate, them saying they will show us around the towns bars only to discover they were banned from 75% of them.

    Cheesey and Dan turning up in sarongs, G dragging PQ off the dancefloor, getting punched in the nuts by a Kat Slater lookalike, its all coming back !
  • Worldnet in 3 weeks time and - as AFKA says - the old boys are getting fewer (and older)... The weekend in Ayr was definitely a highlight of CIFC for me...managing to get us all up there, on time and actually winning the game when we usually struggled to get 11 down to Coldharbour was a real triumph :-)

    Other favourite CIFC moment is D**** H*** dancing away in Majestik with some blond in white see thru trousers, only for PQ to try and muscle in on the act, waltzing over like John Travolta having a seizure, whereby he attempts to pull her close to him and comes away with her thong in his hand....I nearly soiled myself laughing...
  • Who was it up in Leeds that was so drunk upon leaving The Majestik niterie that they tried to get in a police car having mistaken it for a taxi?

    I think that was the year we won the thing.
  • Just dug this up, many happy memories and a sizeable chunk of Charlton Life readership involved

    http://web.archive.org/web/20050407044355/http://www.btinternet.com/~graemejw/index.htm
  • Just a quick note to mention that myself and a few members of CIFC will be at The Swan tomorrow before the game 1:30 - 2:30 ish @rina @Riscardo @randy andy @AFKABartram @Clem_Snide @quintusboss and anyone else who recalls those halcyon days
  • Pretty sure I won't be there as I'm in Paris
  • Oakster said:

    Just a quick note to mention that myself and a few members of CIFC will be at The Swan tomorrow before the game 1:30 - 2:30 ish @rina @Riscardo @randy andy @AFKABartram @Clem_Snide @quintusboss and anyone else who recalls those halcyon days

    I remember lending you lot a projector once for a tournament you did in Mottingham I think, seems like forever ago....
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