10 Reasons why i am not a millwall fan - by ronnie

maybe_baby

Redskin said:

Uboat said:

If this was a film Bexley Dan and Ronny would end up in bed. Fortunately it isn't a film.

Valley of the Trolls

A gritty,homoerotic drama set in the streets of south London.

Bexley Dan - Mark Lester
Ronnyjackson - Frank Harper
Off it - Bernard Bresslaw
Maybe Baby - Christopher Biggins

I'm flattered...Christopher Biggins is better looking than me and more macho.

Bexley Dan

I do apologise to those who are outraged at me opening this thread - what was i thinking of - must have ruined your week. And ronnie - it took me 10 seconds to open it, about the time it took us to rumble you. Haven't posted many reasons though have you?. Come on, just a couple would be good - don't like pie and mash or pink lacostes?

Under my skin? This is a an internet message board - it isn't reality but may i say now that if there is going to be a film made, i'd like to be played by Burt Reynolds although i insist on doing my own football scenes, for obvious reasons.

maybe_baby

We don't want any gratuitous sex scenes thank you very much...for a start I'm too old.