Please accept our deepest apologies for the non delivery of the expected crisis at 3pm today. Unfortunately our stock of relegation crisis packages have been depleted and we do not expect any further supplies this season.
All we can offer at this stage is the Mid-table Mediocrity stocking filler but we are aware this may not meet the needs of those that prefer a more negative offering.
I can advise, though, that our In The Know departments both here and at our satellite message boards are working on a prototype Financial Investment doll which automatically talks of signing all the best Championship players but walks away from you just as it promises to spew money. Various iterations of this doll will be delivered over the next 12 months.
Should we settle for mid-table mediocrity .....or can Curbs Powell take us to the next level?
Thank you for your enquiry Mr. Red,
There has been some demand for The Next Level package but some concern has been expressed in Postman Powell's ability to deliver it. We are currently searching for a new postman with a face to ward off guard dogs and a desire to defect from our competitors. Unfortunately, when we have tried this in the past we didn't realise our new appointment couldn't read a map or even perform the simple task of posting a letter. We were also a bit taken in when we bought him the 'best post van you've never heard of'.
In the meantime you will have to make do with the Financial Investment doll which, in view of it creating false excitement, we're naming Wet Reams.
Should we settle for mid-table mediocrity .....or can Curbs Powell take us to the next level?
Thank you for your enquiry Mr. Red,
There has been some demand for The Next Level package but some concern has been expressed in Postman Powell's ability to deliver it. We are currently searching for a new postman with a face to ward off guard dogs and a desire to defect from our competitors. Unfortunately, when we have tried this in the past we didn't realise our new appointment couldn't read a map or even perform the simple task of posting a letter. We were also a bit taken in when we bought him the 'best post van you've never heard of'.
In the meantime you will have to make do with the Financial Investment doll which, in view of it creating false excitement, we're naming Wet Reams.
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Please accept our deepest apologies for the non delivery of the expected crisis at 3pm today. Unfortunately our stock of relegation crisis packages have been depleted and we do not expect any further supplies this season.
All we can offer at this stage is the Mid-table Mediocrity stocking filler but we are aware this may not meet the needs of those that prefer a more negative offering.
I can advise, though, that our In The Know departments both here and at our satellite message boards are working on a prototype Financial Investment doll which automatically talks of signing all the best Championship players but walks away from you just as it promises to spew money. Various iterations of this doll will be delivered over the next 12 months.
Should we settle for mid-table mediocrity .....or can
CurbsPowell take us to the next level?There has been some demand for The Next Level package but some concern has been expressed in Postman Powell's ability to deliver it. We are currently searching for a new postman with a face to ward off guard dogs and a desire to defect from our competitors. Unfortunately, when we have tried this in the past we didn't realise our new appointment couldn't read a map or even perform the simple task of posting a letter. We were also a bit taken in when we bought him the 'best post van you've never heard of'.
In the meantime you will have to make do with the Financial Investment doll which, in view of it creating false excitement, we're naming Wet Reams.
I'm sure even the Big Man might find tat funny.