So the world is coming to an end on 21 December 2012 according to some old hippies reading Mayan calenders upside down IMHO. But just imagine it was what would you do before the big goodbye
Who would you apologise to?
Who would you make love with?
Where would you spend the final seconds?
What would you eat as a last meal?
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
as a final record of the human race?
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Who would you make love with? anyone I could find
Where would you spend the final seconds? depending on the outcome of my approach to the previous question either jail or an orgasmic stupor
What would you eat as a last meal? I refer you to my answer to question 2
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space as a final record of the human race?
Life may not have a rewind button but the lack of a fast forward option always allows us to experience our mistakes and learn not to repeat them.
Who would you make love with? myself
Where would you spend the final seconds? hell
What would you eat as a last meal? chocolate
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
as a final record of the human race? bollocks
I have been depressed for 2 years mind...
Who would i make love to:Anyone who can't run as fast as i can
Where would i spend my final seconds:On the phone to my son
Last meal:A bottle of Jack D
Last words:Bye,son.
My family and friends who have had to put up with me
Who would you make love with?
Mila Kunis, my girlfriend, a couple of old flames and an entire american cheerleading squad
Where would you spend the final seconds?
At the top of The Shard, overlooking the city I love
What would you eat as a last meal?
Stuffed red pepper and goats cheese, lamb shank with lots of mint sauce and the chocolate and orange mousse/sorbet combo i had a month ago at the Cavendish
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
as a final record of the human race?
Life is what you make of it, anything you want to do, you can, if you try hard enough to get there
Henry Irving after below
Who would you make love with?
Henry Irving
Where would you spend the final seconds?
Henry Irving's house
What would you eat as a last meal?
Henry Irving
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
as a final record of the human race?
Cardigan fluff sticks in your teeth.
Who would you make love with? The wife if she was available (she would probably be attacking the postman!)
Where would you spend the final seconds? I'd probably just watch it all happen on the BBC News channel.
What would you eat as a last meal? Nothing but I'd knock back a bottle of Glenfiddich.
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
as a final record of the human race? 'You got what you deserved. I didn't but you did'.
Who would you make love with? My present partner...there's nobody sexier than someone you know really well.
Where would you spend the final seconds? The Valley.
What would you eat as a last meal? Steak and chips followed by a whisky mac and a spliff.
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
as a final record of the human race? I loved you, even though you may not have understood me.
2 - no time
3 - I've recently had some amazing dreams about being in a time of nuclear apocalypse. Terrifying but also exhilarating. Mind you, in one dream I was accompanied by an amenable 20 year old, so that might account for 2 above, unless of course it was two dreams in one
4 - whatever I could loot from M+S : every bastard waiter and chef will be busy with their own 1-5
5 - like Slim Pickens at the end of Dr Strangelove : Yee-harrr !!
Who would you make love with? My wife.
Where would you spend the final seconds? By General Wolfe's statue in Greenwich Park - best view in London. Or if it's cold, a beach in Mauritius ;-)
What would you eat as a last meal? Mee Goreng
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space as a final record of the human race? If you achieve time travel, can you come back and rescue me, cheers mate!
Who would you make love with? My wife
Where would you spend the final seconds? In the company of my wife and kids
What would you eat as a last meal? Pie mash and Liqur
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
as a final record of the human race? It aint all that its cracked up to be but i had a blast,
Who would you make love with? My wife
Where would you spend the final seconds? In the company of my wife,kids and grandkids
What would you eat as a last meal? A lot of alcohol f**k the food
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
as a final record of the human race? "I can't say I have loved you all.....but I've loved as many of you as I could!
Who would you apologise to? Has to be a general apology. I hope I have always done all I can to look after my family & friends. If I have ever let any of them down, they would have my apologies.
Who would you make love with? The one who knows how much she means to me now...even after dragging me to Chas & Dave last Saturday!!
Where would you spend the final seconds? With her, in Cyprus, overlooking the bay at Latsi, with a great bottle of wine.
What would you eat as a last meal? Found out Monday that they have changed their menu, but Brasserie Blanc did a fantastic Toulouse sausage & mash!
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
as a final record of the human race? God, I love you!
Who would you make love with? I'd smash my neighbour
Where would you spend the final seconds? inside my neighbour
What would you eat as a last meal? That'll be her again....................
Who would you make love with? A fella (just to see if I'd been missing out or not)
Where would you spend the final seconds? If it was after the previous question, in the shower washing my nob
What would you eat as a last meal? Bacardi & coke probably
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
as a final record of the human race? Don't knock it till you've tried it
Stephanie Beacham
The Maldives
Albondigas
Fuck you all
Who would you make love with? That would depend on who was available. Kylie, Hollowby Willougbly, Nigella... etc.
Where would you spend the final seconds? In the dog house explaining to my wife what happened at point 2 above.
What would you eat as a last meal? Humble pie
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
as a final record of the human race? Well, that was a blast!
Who would you make love with? Pornstar Nautica Thorn, might as well go out in style
Where would you spend the final seconds? Pic de Bugarach in france, its where the aliens are going to take us away from to safety
What would you eat as a last meal? Cappaccio of Wagyu beef with pickles and pistachio chimichurri - had it last week in Phnom Penh it was simply awesome
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
as a final record of the human race? So long suckers!
Who would you make love with? Missus
Where would you spend the final seconds? see above
What would you eat as a last meal? 8 grams of ket, a kilo of cocaine and 10 pills
What would be your final words to be recorded and sent into space
as a final record of the human race? Wouldnt be able to speak due to the above meal
Lighten up a bit, it's Christmas!!