Grown men in full kit (as if Powell is going to turn to the crowd, point to a 40something balding fat guy in the kit and say 'YOU!!!! Get ready, I'm bringing you on for Bradley!')
Wearing your football top over the top of a t-shirt, jumper and coat
Turning up to an away game in a yellow top, yellow jeans and yellow trainers because your away kit is yellow (this goes for any kit really but yellow is the most offensive imo)
yonks back in the old valley days i was just about to go on a sking holiday. I had just brought one of those puffy,multi coloured jackets with hood attachment ---top gear on a black run ! However in one of those DOH moments i wore it to football ---------much mirth and pisstaking -----the best being "oiiiii zippy is it your round at the bar"
Picture on the internet somewhere of some cafc in Clockwork Orange get up.
that ran for a few games and even gained some press in one of the sunday nationals ... rather absurd looking back on it now ... but we were all a lot younger then ;-)
Remember wearing a brown leather safari jacket, roll neck and flairs to an away game at Port Vale around '73/74. Went into a pub and about 50 blokes in overalls instantly stopped playing dominos and stared. Burslem wasn't ready for high fashion.
dressed in all black. probably something to do with watching too much twilight.
More to do with CCTV recognition mate
oh right...so what they’re gonna do, rob a museum later for a precious ancient jewel?
No they are going to batter the fuck out of some of the opposition in numbers and with hoods up or even without it is hard to prove who is who on black and white CCTV. Hence Man Us firm being known as the Men in Black. Honest - a bloke down the shop told me.
dressed in all black. probably something to do with watching too much twilight.
More to do with CCTV recognition mate
oh right...so what they’re gonna do, rob a museum later for a precious ancient jewel?
No they are going to batter the fuck out of some of the opposition in numbers and with hoods up or even without it is hard to prove who is who on black and white CCTV. Hence Man Us firm being known as the Men in Black. Honest - a bloke down the shop told me.
i did mean the palace lot.
still, at least i now know if anyone dresses like they have been invited to a P Diddy party, its best to steer well clear.
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Grown men in full kit
(as if Powell is going to turn to the crowd, point to a 40something balding fat guy in the kit and say 'YOU!!!! Get ready, I'm bringing you on for Bradley!')
Wearing your football top over the top of a t-shirt, jumper and coat
Turning up to an away game in a yellow top, yellow jeans and yellow trainers because your away kit is yellow (this goes for any kit really but yellow is the most offensive imo)
flip flops.
Picture on the internet somewhere of some cafc in Clockwork Orange get up.
However in one of those DOH moments i wore it to football ---------much mirth and pisstaking -----the best being "oiiiii zippy is it your round at the bar"
still, at least i now know if anyone dresses like they have been invited to a P Diddy party, its best to steer well clear.
I getcha