Piers Morgan. I would tell him to shut up for the whole day and I think there is a good chance he would listen, if he didn't I think it's safe to say I could batter him and no court convict me. I would probably get some sort of knighthood.
Joey Barton would batter me if I told him to shut up
Jedward would not shut up, and battering them would make them noisier probably.
Don't particularly want to do bird for murder, so would have to be Barton.
At least you'd be able to have an interesting intellectual conversation with him. (Well, if his phone had reception and he could access Google/Wikipedia, like he usually does...)
Being quite tall and a fan of James Bond, I would go through the hatch in the ceiling which all lifts have* rather than spend any time with those people.
Joey Barton, and he could kick a hole in the door...at least that way, when I recovered from the unprovoked assault he had previously made on me I could leave.
As someone this week who has had the displeasure of Jedward filming a kids tv programme (where they teach children about historical places!) at my work, i'd say anyone but them.
As someone this week who has had the displeasure of Jedward filming a kids tv programme (where they teach children about historical places!) at my work, i'd say anyone but them.
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Joey Barton would batter me if I told him to shut up
Jedward would not shut up, and battering them would make them noisier probably.
If I was with either of the other 2 (or 3) one of us would come out dead!
Morgan if I wanted to commit a horrible murder
Jedward if I wanted to commit a horrible murder, then do it all over again...............................
At least you'd be able to have an interesting intellectual conversation with him. (Well, if his phone had reception and he could access Google/Wikipedia, like he usually does...)
* well, in all the action movies I've seen.
Then spend the day giving him a slow, concussive beating. Then urinating on him.
Then starting again
Pardew, Roland or Katrien....