Walnuts 'improve sperm health' - should this be 'members only'?

Floyd Montana

''Eating around two handfuls of walnuts a day improves sperm health in young men, a study in the journal Biology of Reproduction suggests.

Sperm shape, movement and vitality improved in men who added walnuts to their diet over 12 weeks.

The fatty acids found in these nuts are thought to have helped sperm development. It is not known if this would help improve male fertility. ''

I have to say I've never had any complaints about sperm shape, but I guess movement and vitality are important. Especially if there is a dance routine in the offing.

Hartleypete

sort of come dancing

Floyd Montana

Thats the idea!
Better than Come, Dine with me.

Carter

Come fly with me

Hartleypete

come again

DaveMehmet

You'd have to be careful that a bird giving you a nosh didn't have a nut allergy.

carly burn

Would she be noshing you off if she had a nuts allergy though?

Carter

She wouldn't want tea bags

Cordoban Addick

Walnuts (or nueces) are a euphanism for your gonads in Spain, so i would say vital for sperm production!

Floyd Montana

you kiteflyer, you

AddickUpNorth

Any tips on increasing volume? Not really bothered if my sperm is a bit couch potato I just want lots of it.

TelMc32

AddickUpNorth said:

Any tips on increasing volume? Not really bothered if my sperm is a bit couch potato I just want lots of it.

Leave it alone for 5 minutes!! ;-)

AddickUpNorth

TelMc32 said:

AddickUpNorth said:

Any tips on increasing volume? Not really bothered if my sperm is a bit couch potato I just want lots of it.

Leave it alone for 5 minutes!! ;-)

Thanks mate, I'll give it a try : )

InCurbsWeTrusted

Taste?

Carter

Eat a diet of duck eggs, asparagus, cabbage and lamb. Only drink Pernod and you will stockpile plenty

Floyd Montana

cinnamon has excellent effects, according to friends of mine.

ozaddick

I thought this was going to be about the swimming pool at the walnuts centre in Orpington!

tangoflash

Well, as I had my walnuts snipped 5 yrs ago, I no longer care......................................

Floyd Montana

So a lack of shape vitality and movement then Tango?
and I guess your sperm suffered too?

guinnessaddick

Now I know why women lick the cream out of a walnut whip,

kentaddick

Take maca tablets, puts lead in your pencil and juice in the tank

falconwood_1

"I have to say I've never had any complaints about sperm shape"

Only a Charlton fan could write that.

JollyRobin

So far I've had no problems with my sperms vitality. But then it's not really an issue I'm too busy going around and smashing one out over birds faces like the LAD I am.*

*My missus would probably kill me if I did this.