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Work colleagues you hate / colleagues will comedy names

Chris_from_SidcupChris_from_Sidcup
edited February 2007 in General Charlton
Is there anyone in your office that you just cannot stand?
For me it has to be the most annoying woman in the world and possibly the ugliest. Her name is Merope , what kind of a name is that?!
She shouts across the office to people as she is too lazy to walk, insists on having phone conversations with clients on speaker phone when we're in an open plan office, and wears the most disgraceful grey and orange trainers that only Linford Christie could get away with, into and home from work everyday. Aaaaaaaahhhh i want to kill her!!!!!
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  • LenGloverLenGlover
    Love and Hate are very similar emotions:-)
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    edited February 2007
    yeah, our internal auditor. Not because he's an auditor but because his attitude stinks and I've taken a dislike to him from day one. Other than that all the Spudz fans are wanke..... gits.
  • ScoSco
    Chris from Sicdup had a hiccup -
    His office was open plan
    Mer-rope, a loudspeaker dope
    He just can't stand that woman!
  • ScoSco
    [cite]Posted By: LenGlover[/cite]Love and Hate are very similar emotions:-)

    You would, would you, Chris? !!! lol
  • Chris_from_SidcupChris_from_Sidcup
    Absolutely no f*cking way
  • KetmanKetman
    No-one in my current Office, but in my last Job at Amicus we had a right Pr*** in our Finance Department who was hired as the Head of Finance. Qualified Accountant with Zero man management skills, wanted to be the Alpha Male of the office & talked down to everyone without exception (So I suppose at least he was consistent). I remember watching him a number of times be handed various jobs by one of the directors, leave it in his in tray for about two or three days then pass it to someone at about 4.50pm who was due to go home soon & demand it be completed & on his desk before he/she went home. Complete & utter knobjockey.
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    maybe a better thread would be 'those people you've worked with with strange names'

    I can offer :

    Gudrun Fuchs, Fanny Fiddeler and Gerhard Wanke plus a load of Helmut's
  • ScoSco
    [cite]Posted By: Chris_from_Sidcup[/cite]Absolutely no f*cking way

    Me thinks he doth protest too much...
  • Chris_from_SidcupChris_from_Sidcup
    I worked with an Eggy Koch once!
  • Chirpy RedChirpy Red
    [cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]maybe a better thread would be 'those people you've worked with with strange names'

    I can offer :

    Gudrun Fuchs, Fanny Fiddeler and Gerhard Wanke plus a load of Helmut's

    That's just the tip of the iceberg I'd say knowing who you work for!
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  • 19051905
    I had to deal with a bloke in Brussels called

    Jaap Hardon
  • Charlton DanCharlton Dan
    Kiwi bird in my office. Shes the overall office manager and wouldn't think twice of interrupting a meeting cos she needs to talk to someone I'm talking to.

    Three or four times Ive told her to "get out and stop interrupting" me, yet she still does it!
  • Stu_of_KunmingStu_of_Kunming
    [cite]Posted By: Ketman[/cite]No-one in my current Office, but in my last Job at Amicus we had a right Pr*** in our Finance Department who was hired as the Head of Finance. Qualified Accountant with Zero man management skills, wanted to be the Alpha Male of the office & talked down to everyone without exception (So I suppose at least he was consistent). I remember watching him a number of times be handed various jobs by one of the directors, leave it in his in tray for about two or three days then pass it to someone at about 4.50pm who was due to go home soon & demand it be completed & on his desk before he/she went home. Complete & utter knobjockey.

    Sounds like our head of finance!! Must be an accounting thing!
  • ThreadKillerThreadKiller
    i knew a lorrie driver.

    where i used to work,everyone had a nickname and quite often you wouldn't know what some peoples real names were.
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    [cite]Posted By: DJ Davey Dave[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: LargeAddick[/cite]maybe a better thread would be 'those people you've worked with with strange names'

    I can offer :

    Gudrun Fuchs, Fanny Fiddeler and Gerhard Wanke plus a load of Helmut's

    That's just the tip of the iceberg I'd say knowing who you work for!

    yeah, I forgot the best one - Matthias Kunz-Siemann.
  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    Please tell me the Fanny was a nickname ?

    I cannot believe anyone could be called Fanny Fiddeler !
  • KetmanKetman
    Lady at Lloyds TSB I used to work with was called Emma Dale, she got quiet punchy about it after a while...!
  • KBslittlesisKBslittlesis
    I was taught by a Joy Ryder
  • orpingtonaddickorpingtonaddick
    At a conference recently - speaker's name was Jelle Beenen...tasty
  • MCSMCS
    right, i worked with

    Howard gotbanton
    Brie cummings (she was fit as you like in a dirty pornstar way *pulls gurn face*)
    Bob Charlton
    George foreman
    Imran Kahn
    A geezer called John, who lived in Eltham, so he quite quite quickly became Eltham John (one of me better nicknames methinks!)
    Danny Datson

    cant think of anymore!
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  • suzisausagesuzisausage
    work collegues you hate - my boss.

    if i go quiet in the next few hours its because i'll be busy retrieving my keyboard from down his throat.
  • bingaddickbingaddick
    I once worked with a bloke called Dick Ade.

    I remember a guy called John Suter who was incredibly boring and long-winded. A mate of mine had a phone call from him and in the middle of it, put down the phone, walked across the office, poured himself a coffee, walked back to his desk, picked up the phone and he was still chuntering on!. What a pr*ck.
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]Please tell me the Fanny was a nickname ?

    I cannot believe anyone could be called Fanny Fiddeler !

    yes, that is her real name.
  • Chris_from_SidcupChris_from_Sidcup
    [cite]Posted By: MCS[/cite]
    A geezer called John, who lived in Eltham, so he quite quite quickly became Eltham John (one of me better nicknames methinks!)

    Eltham John! Ha ha ha
  • MCSMCS
    Even his mrs calls him it!! Top man he is too.
  • ShagShag
    The bloke sorting my mortgage out at the moment is called

    HARRY MONK

    seriously
  • 19051905
    Fanny Fiddeler - sounds like a name from a carry on film
  • Off_itOff_it
    edited February 2007
    I sometimes have to deal with a couple of fellas in Germany - one is called Helmut Fuchs (which is surely a statement, not a name?) and the other is called Bernhard Titz (Burn hard tits!).

    Also once had to ring a Mr Yussef Ali Kunt (Y A Kunt!). Thought it was a wind up so delegated it - but it turns out he was genuine!

    Just remembered - someone where I used to work was called Dayo Adeyo. When daylight came she wanted to go home!!!
  • suzisausagesuzisausage
    we got shown around a flat in lewisham by an estate agent called amber sparks

    it was also fireworks weekend and i've still got her business card.
  • PassItToLeaburnPassItToLeaburn
    Quite odd that this thread appeared today - I was looking down our new starters list (only 'cos I'm on it) and 6 names below me is a girl called Chelsie Bunn!
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