Fattest and most unfit players you've seen.

Clem_Snide

Akinfenwa:

Woman I work with has a son at Gillingham. He reckons that Akinfenwa has hardly any fat on him. He is built like a brick shithouse by all accounts

ShootersHillGuru

Harry Cripps was no beanpole.

SE18Addick

Joey Barton (mentally rather than physically unfit)

ColinTat

Saw Afinkewa wondering into training/physio at Gills one morning. Didn't look fat, just looked bloody tough, had a nice smile for the doorman though who let him in.

Pointless 1.

sam3110

Akinfenwa is all muscle, absolute beast of a man!

JFH, simply for the size of his arse

Ledge

As the song went big fat big fat Pete big fat Peter garland

cafcfan

Ferenc Puskás
The infamous quote from an England player "Look at that little fat chap. We'll murder this lot" did precede the 3-6 drubbing by Hungary, in which Puskás scored two goals. (He got another two in the follow-up 1-7 thrasing in Hungary.)
His record was 509 goals in 523 club matches and 84 in 85 for Hungary. Not too shabby for a porkster.