Funny Names and Stuff Like That.....

Lincsaddick

I know a Doctor Patient and a Doctor Death (actually D'Eath)

Stig

McBobbin

Laughing at the US diver Steele Johnson

thai malaysia addick

My friend had a doctor called Dr Kilmore
A lady from China anglicised her name by calling herself Fanny Kok (she was advised not to)

But the winner by a mile is based around someone called Mike Hunt who for obvious reasons called himself Michael Hunt. However,when referring to him (he was a client) he was always referred to as Mike Hunt. When a client party came around, one lady was worried she would refer to him as 'Mike Hunt' by mistake as it was common office banter. After spending time before the party repeating 'Michael Hunt' in her head, the party started. Sure enough, she had to make an introduction. With great awareness, she said "May I introduce you to Michael C@@t", at which point she flew to the toilets shrieking "oh my God".

Stig

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjH4arIn-80

lolwray

I have worked over a span of 40 years where i must have seen millions of names on payrolls

my favourites

Russell sprout

pistol nym and bardolph (all worked for the same firm)

man_at_milletts

I'm closely related to Dr. Dray.

AshBurton

As Butt and Fuchs prove, German names can be great for this. Many years ago I was surprised to be on a conference call with a Föcking and a Cuntz (this was the actual spelling, rather than the more usual Kunz). Had to go on mute for five minutes after they introduced themselves.

T_C_E

lolwray said:

I have worked over a span of 40 years where i must have seen millions of names on payrolls

Do you do the players wages for the Roly's Network

i_b_b_o_r_g

Had a teacher called Mr Dick, his first name was Suckmy

StigThundercock

The name of the youngest and at the time most attractive female teacher on the staff of the boys grammar school I attended was Miss Hares. The then current headmaster was a dozy chump and his reaction to the audible gasp and giggling from the assembly of 500+ teenage boys when he welcomed her on her first day was a sight to see. I am sure she married within a couple of years but have absolutely no recollection of her married name, strange huh? As if her maiden name wasn't sufficiently titillating for hormonal boys she was of course a teacher of french.
French lessons from the raven haired, twenty-something beauty Miss Hares was almost too much for some of my peers to handle.
For my part I was never so enamoured. As a newb she didn't get to teach us in the top set and my heart belonged forever to her predecessor: a brunette kiwi who left to have a baby but remains one of the single most attractive women I have ever met.

cafcdave123

recently found out that the middle name of my mate Richard is Edward

Covered End

cafcdave123 said:

recently found out that the middle name of my mate Richard is Edward

So he's Adickted ?

i_b_b_o_r_g

cafcdave123 said:

recently found out that the middle name of my mate Richard is Edward

Is that Dave?

Covered End

Covered End said:

cafcdave123 said:

recently found out that the middle name of my mate Richard is Edward

So he's Adickted ?

I'm wasted on here. A dick ted ?

Anyone ? Not one lol ?

AddicksAddict

I taught a girl called Lorry Mercedes. In the register she was down as Mercedes Lorry.

souladdick

Met an American at works do called Randy Hands.

StigThundercock

Our Barclays Bank regional business manager's name is Richard Head. Nominative determinism at its most ironic.

Dippenhall

Just read an online blog from a lawyer that ended:


Sarah Perry is managing partner and head of the dispute resolution group at law firm Wright Hassle

Bigbadbozman

American Football. In the late 80's the Detroit Lions had a quarterback called Chuck Long, the Cincinnati Bengals current kicker is Randy Bullock

MrOneLung

Bit of a bump

One of our clients has just made a payment to Wan Kin Man

JollyRobin

MrOneLung said:

Bit of a bump

One of our clients has just made a payment to Wan Kin Man

When I used to manage part of the intranet for a large accountancy network one of the managing partners was called Wong Kee Kok

Talal

Huddersfield loanee Izzy Brown. Yes, yes he is.

Lincsaddick

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Had a teacher called Mr Dick, his first name was Suckmy

the new Met Police commissioner is a dickless Dick ((:>)

eaststandmike

I have just moved into a new house and the local magazine that comes through the door informs me my community police officer is Phil Sargent.

MrOneLung

We have a new bad/great name to enter into the mix.

One of the authorised contacts at one of our clients is Tossi Yoffe

randy andy

Had my bike stolen from the garden of the house I lived in in Greenwich around 16-17 years ago. Phoned the police and they sent round PC Pigg to take my statement.

McBobbin

Interesting news story: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-46019429

Made more interesting in that the professor of surgery quoted is called Professor Kneebone.

Riviera

McBobbin said:

Interesting news story: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-46019429

Made more interesting in that the professor of surgery quoted is called Professor Kneebone.

A real case of nominative determinism.

Lincsaddick

McBobbin said:

Interesting news story: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-46019429

Made more interesting in that the professor of surgery quoted is called Professor Kneebone.

dem bones dem bones dem dry bones .. now hear the word of the lord