The Anfield Cat etc...

I_was_Floyd

fixed llinky

and in the 'Best Excuses':

EXCUSES

Best:

Quote The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex seven to 10 times a week. I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control.

Melissa Satta explains her boyfriend Kevin Prince-Boateng's injury troubles in a new and exciting way.

I_was_Floyd

Sorry, above from the Telegraph.

telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/9259423/The-Anfield-Cat-Gary-Nevilles-scoregasm-and-the-rest-of-the-best-and-worst-of-the-201112-season.html

RodneyCharltonTrotta

Just googled Melissa Satta....christ I'd risk a groin strain or two.

Big William

Purely for research purposes, I repeated Rodneys search....oh my gawd

Woodsywood

Research as well, JESUS words can't describe her

Saga Lout

Research as well, JESUS words can't describe her

Yep, I had to do that research too. Make sure you disable the "safe search" option when searching for images...

tangoflash

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Pooliekev

She was in our Town End one week.

When she walked home she couldn't have stopped a pig in an alley......

Addickted

She was in our Town End one week.

When she walked home she couldn't have stopped a pig in an alley......

I've heard that Prince-Boateng's a big lad.