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Upper West Songs

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  • Goodbye house, goodbye house
    Say goodbye to your house
    And as you are saying goodbye to your house
    We'll repossess your car
  • Have people really got nothing better to do/say than have a pop at our own?

    Laughable.
    its a joke!!!

  • Goodbye house, goodbye house
    Say goodbye to your house
    And as you are saying goodbye to your house
    We'll repossess your car
    Hahaha this!
  • Actually, when the North sings "sit down, shut up", I've always assumed they were looking our way...
  • We sing when we want, we sing when we waaaaaaaaaaaaant...
    We are the West Stand
    We sing when we want!
    shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    This! We could sing it and then get the east stand to sing it, then the jimmy seed, finished by the north.

    There's a club in Oz, Melbourne Victory that do this, sounds awesome!

    I'll be singing in the west on Saturday, it would be nice to have people join in!
  • Oh, I think I get it now. How about (to the North)

    Shit seats shit fans,
    Shit seats shit fans.

    Or

    We are the richest, we are the richest,
    We are the richest in the ground.

    Is that the general idea - am I getting there?

    meeeoooooowwwwwww
  • Stand up, if your bovrils cold
  • I'll be singing in the west on Saturday, it would be nice to have people join in!
    Where abouts are you Oz?

  • edited May 2012
    'Goodbye Polo Pony'
  • Me and CatJnr ALWAYS sing in the west. He also joins in 'bouncy bouncy'

    Kap & Oz - where will you be?
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  • Funeral march
  • I'll be singing in the west on Saturday, it would be nice to have people join in!
    Where abouts are you Oz?

    What tune is that to?
  • we are tartan, we are tartan, we are tartan
    covered up
    we are tartan, we are tartan, we are tartan
    covered up
    Love this one.
  • Have people really got nothing better to do/say than have a pop at our own?

    Laughable.
    Oh the irony!
    Meaning?

    You've seen me slagging off people who pay £400 a season to watch the team then?
    not unheard of to be fair! Eg. some pre-emptive moaning about possible moaners about a minute into the Preston post-match thread.

  • 'Where the F**kin hell are we?'
  • im in the west lower - dont jump up there... dust will fall in my bovril
  • Loadas and loadas of money.

    Can you hear the peasents sing? no, no, no.

    Your sister and your mother
    you farther and your brother
    you all work with one another
    for my company
    Followed by: "Again..we'll never pay you again..."
  • "We're going to beat the traffic"
    "We are the West Stand, We'll sleep when we want"
    "Go to the pub, Drink 10 pints, Absoloutley plastered,Go to your seat, Stand and sing, Annoying North Stand b@stards!"
  • Is this a stand war?
  • Oh, I think I get it now. How about (to the North)

    Shit seats shit fans,
    Shit seats shit fans.

    Or

    We are the richest, we are the richest,
    We are the richest in the ground.

    Is that the general idea - am I getting there?

    LOL you really are a happy fella
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  • Loadas and loadas of money.

    Can you hear the peasents sing? no, no, no.

    Your sister and your mother
    you farther and your brother
    you all work with one another
    for my company
    Followed by: "Again..we'll never pay you again..."
    Brilliant!
  • One west stand car park, there's only one west stand car park....
  • Clowns to the left of me!,jokers to the right,here i am stuck in the middle with you!!!!!!!
  • Clowns to the left of me!,jokers to the right,here i am stuck in the middle with you!!!!!!!
    Nice One Cyril !


    Solly, I'll get my coat
  • LSE
    LSE
    You're all skint - we've made a mint
    Down at the LSE
  • "Sometimes you're better off dead
    There's a blanket in your hand and it's pointing at your head
    You think you're mad, too unstable
    Kicking the seat in front of you and knocking down tables
    In the West Stand, in a Sarf London town
    Call the police, there's bovril around
    Swirling round underground to a pop in bar
    In a Sarf London town

    We're the West Stand massive in a dead end world
    The East Stand boys and West Stand girls
    In a Sarf London town, a dead end world
    The East Stand boys and West Stand girls
    West Stand girls

    Too little singing, whispering voices
    Faces on posters, confusing choices
    If, when, why, what?
    Bovril or hot pot?
    Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often?
    And which do you choose, a hard or soft option?
    (How much do you need?)

    We're the West End massive in a dead end world
    The East Stand boys and West Stand girls
    In a Sarf London town, a dead end world
    The East Stand boys and West Stand girls
    West Stand girls
    West Stand girls

    (How much do you need?)

    We're the West Stand massive in a dead end world
    The East Stand boys and West Stand girls
    Oooh Sarf London town, a dead end world
    East Stand boys, West Stand Girls
    West Stand girls

    You've got a heart just working or a heart of stone
    Just you wait 'til you get the bus home
    We've got no future, but we've had a glorious past
    Here today, built to last
    In every city, in every nation
    From the River Thames to Charlton station
    (How far have you been?)

    In a Sarf London town, a dead end world
    The East Stand boys and West Stand girls
    A Sarf London town, a dead end world
    East Stand Boys, West Stand girls
    West Stand girls

    West Stand girls

    West Stand girls
    (How far have you been?)







  • Wake me up before you go go....
  • I'll be singing in the west on Saturday, it would be nice to have people join in!
    Where abouts are you Oz?

    What tune is that to?
    To the tune of "Whats its like to be ...."
  • Me and CatJnr ALWAYS sing in the west. He also joins in 'bouncy bouncy'

    Kap & Oz - where will you be?
    Block L Row B Seat 142

  • Tell my butler,
    build a bonfire,
    put the east stand on the top,
    put the north stand in the middle and burn the blazing lot
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