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Is Chris solly really only 5 foot 3 ?

Or is that just a use of poetic licence by whoever came up with the song ?
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    He's 5 ft 7 I think...
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    Don't let facts get in the way of a good song
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    5ft 7. But 5ft 3 rhymes better with that nice man John Terry.
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    Dynamite comes in small packages.
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    Dynamite comes in small packages.
    Women never believe that one S.

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    He's 5 ft 7 I think...
    Same height as me, same age as me... just not as good. Hey, if Bexley Dan can outplay Semedo whose to say I can't outdefend the Boy Wonder?


    [As there is a baffling lack of humour amongst some I will reiterate I am just joking... Semedo is far better than BD ;)]
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    Chris Solly, Solly
    He's only 5 ft 7
    He likes to holiday in Devon
    Chris Solly, Solly

    I think it could catch on...
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    He's 5ft 7
    he's football heaven
    Please don't take my Solly away....
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    Chris solly, solly
    He's 5 feet 4 plus 3
    He's better than John terry
    Chris solly, solly

    Simples...
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    'He's only 4ft 3' - would make the song a more obvious micky-take, rather than a miscount.
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    well the song is working as every team we've played has tried to lump it at him, and it's a ploy that has repeatedly failed
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    He may not be 5ft 3, but he is definitely better than John Terry. I can understand the confusion of thinking the whole song is fact.
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    As 5'7"=170cm

    Chris Solly, Solly
    In centimetres one seventeee
    He's better than John Terry
    Etc, etc

    Sorted
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    Lots of things that could be used instead....

    "he'll play for team GB"
    "Wears number 20"

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    I reckon he's about 5'8" or 5'9". Having seen him get off the bus at Bournemouth, it was a shock how tall he actually is.

    Alan Wright he ain't, in terms of stature anyway. Both good full backs though!
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    He's got more hair than Alan Wright.
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    Fcukk John Terry as Boogica Jnr says he's better than Wayne Rooney.
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    edited April 2012
    Chris Solly, Solly
    He says he's 6 foot 3
    I believe him, honestly
    Chris Solly, Solly
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    Chris Solly, Solly
    He's only 5 ft 9
    He's better than Nathaniel Clyne
    Chris, Solly, Solly

    I'll fetch my coat.
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    5' 8" on his page on OS
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    Poor bloke gets smaller everytime I read about him, he'll be down to nothing soon. Hope we don't end up giving a complex. For me he's head and shoulders above any right back in this league and perhaps even the championship.
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    He is a colossus amongst men. Player of the season for me.
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    Im 5ft 8 and he is a bit shorter than that....fact :-)
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    I just hope & pray we hold on to him next season. He has been brilliant this year, true class.
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    Chris Solly is a premier league standard full back already


    S Dog if you read this Give us 1 season in the Chumpionship to see what happens , then go on and enjoy your career because you my man are one bloody talented player and deserve the rewards that will come
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    Kenny Sansom and Ashley Cole are about the same height as Solly and it hasnt held them back.
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    i think someone should rewrite some lyrics to the lil richard song

    "good golly chris solly"...if its been/tried done before forgive me
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    i think someone should rewrite some lyrics to the lil richard song

    "good golly chris solly"...if its been/tried done before forgive me
    or Long Tall Solly

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