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Mayoral Election Campaigns

Been home from work for half hour tonight, had just got out of the shower, wearing only tracksuit bottoms, and got a knock one my door. Answered it and there was some bird standing on my step (this isn't about to turn into some pornographic fantasy in case that's what your thinking) asking if I had decided who I was going to vote for in the Mayoral Elections. I said I hadn't decided and this other bloke follows up the steps and starts piping up, and introduced himself to me as Eddie Izzard and asked if I would vote for Ken in the upcoming election.

A bit taken aback by the fact that I had an open transvestite standing on my doorstep whilst I was still getting dressed (and also obviously appalled by the amount it costs me to get about these days), I was harangued into signing a petition against tube fare rises.

Anyway, having got rid of them from my doorstep had a quick look at Eddie Izzard on wikipedia to see what it said about him, and unbeknown to me he's an effing palarse fan! Disgusted. Felt like chasing him down the street to rip up the petition with my signature on! Might have to vote for Boris now just to spite the git!

Comments

  • Why were you wearing track suit bottoms in the shower ? ;-)
  • saving water by showering and doing the laundry at the same time... haven't you heard that there is a hose-pipe ban coming!?!!
  • but seriously palace
  • Just been watching him on QI with Danny Baker ... Spanners and Palaaarse !
  • That is offensive. Turn over!
  • Eddie Izzard has stated that he intends to run as Mayor once Ken has hung up his political ambitions. I suppose he's out learning the ropes.
  • Oh really. Interesting. Well it don't matter what your policies are, I'm not voting for a Palace fan... unless the contender is a spanner..
  • If anyone looks like a Milwall fan it's Boris.
  • edited March 2012
    Thought Eddie was a Brighton boy ? Palace would be a very strange choice for him but I guess he's made a few of those.
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  • Actually that's bollox. He was born in Yemen and lived in N. Ireland amongst other places but did go to Eastbourne College.
  • @ShootersHillGuru its true sadly... Just checked the source and its linked to his official website and Biog.

    Devastated by this news. Any respect I had is now seriously tested.... Working in Croydon I am often surrounded by many a scary Palarse sight, but I've always respected him and thought he was very funny.

    Things change..
  • Eddie Izzard has stated that he intends to run as Mayor once Ken has hung up his political ambitions. I suppose he's out learning the ropes.
    He'd be better off standing this year, now that Ken has been outed as a tax avoider.
  • Nice to see the SubStandard running their usual impartial coverage of the mayoral election...
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