Been home from work for half hour tonight, had just got out of the shower, wearing only tracksuit bottoms, and got a knock one my door. Answered it and there was some bird standing on my step (this isn't about to turn into some pornographic fantasy in case that's what your thinking) asking if I had decided who I was going to vote for in the Mayoral Elections. I said I hadn't decided and this other bloke follows up the steps and starts piping up, and introduced himself to me as Eddie Izzard and asked if I would vote for Ken in the upcoming election.
A bit taken aback by the fact that I had an open transvestite standing on my doorstep whilst I was still getting dressed (and also obviously appalled by the amount it costs me to get about these days), I was harangued into signing a petition against tube fare rises.
Anyway, having got rid of them from my doorstep had a quick look at Eddie Izzard on wikipedia to see what it said about him, and unbeknown to me he's an effing palarse fan! Disgusted. Felt like chasing him down the street to rip up the petition with my signature on! Might have to vote for Boris now just to spite the git!
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Devastated by this news. Any respect I had is now seriously tested.... Working in Croydon I am often surrounded by many a scary Palarse sight, but I've always respected him and thought he was very funny.
Things change..