Reasons Why We Are Still Unbeaten At Home.....

Im_Jordans_Cousin

As Hudds went SOOOO long unbeaten, I thought perhaps we could still be unbeaten on a technicality too?

Any ideas?

Greenie

Opposing teams can only score at The Valley when the ball is in our penalty area. If they score outside the area it is considered three goals to us.
If our keeper is in the area and the ball goes in the net it's not a goal. Unless our keeper goes up for corners and we score then its OK.

Rob

Mid week games don't count on the grounds that not many turn up to watch so it's not a pwapa game.

EastStand

Doesn't count if the scoring team's name is misspelt on the big screen.

Also doesn't count if the scoring team is from Essex, Surrey or Bedfordshire.

LouisMend

Check #newhuddersfield on twitter.

Big William

One of Colchesters goals was an unbelievable shot, one was an unbelievable foul-up by Hamer. Hence, I don't believe it.

Macronate

their name has a rude word in it (chest) which the results man on Sky is not allowed to say unless no-one is looking. but people were looking on Tuesday so he couldn't announce it so nobody knows about the result and so the FA bigwigs don't know about it. is why Scunthorpe are having such a poor season.

JT

Any team in blue and white stripes' results are void.

Salad

the ref is supposed to disallow all goals scored by Colchester at The Valley, he will get disciplined for forgetting and the result is officially 0-0

Macronate

Any team in blue and white stripes' results are void.

they played in yellow

thai malaysia addick

Any team in blue and white stripes' results are void.

they played in yellow

Results against teams that play in yellow that can easily be mistaken for blue & white stripes are null and void

Granpa

Sorry, I'm 74 and I don't recall this game.