Match.com

davy

Any of you guys been on this? F*cking brilliant website with so many horny birds who want big portions large. Whenever i go out i never pull because im pissed as fart but on this website you can be pissed as fart and still pull. Ive already got 3 dates and i only joined yesterday...........................................

NathanPrior

Are you sure they're real women?

davy

Erm no they're made up. Thats why they advertise on national tv for people who want an imaginary girlfriend.

NathanPrior

Ladyboys then?

davy

Well ive been on there before and pulled a few and they were definitely women!

davy

No chicks with dicks but fannys and tits

Dazzler21

Bejesus I assume your over 30 Davy! If I were single and could not get a date normally, I would give it a go.

Nathan mate your girlfriend is Mrs Palm and I doubt she's faithful to you!

pork_pie

Do you have to pay a subscription fee for this form of fannys and tits and many horny birds who want big portions large?

davy

Dazzler21 yes im over 30. Defo give it a go if you're single again mate

Pork_pie 29.99 for one month thats all you need mate.

NathanPrior

Do you have to pay a subscription fee for this form of fannys and tits and many horny birds who want big portions large?

That's what the chip shop is for ;-) Take her there and you'd get blown all night

Exiled_Addick

Whenever i go out i never pull because im pissed as fart

Unbelieveable davy, because apart from the drinking you sound like a real catch.

Covered End

Any of you guys been on this? F*cking brilliant website with so many horny birds who want big portions large. Whenever i go out i never pull because im pissed as fart but on this website you can be pissed as fart and still pull. Ive already got 3 dates and i only joined yesterday...........................................

Mate, this is a Charlton site. Foot fetish & perv sites are elsewhere.