Not a chance. I don't care about overly about her weight, and facially she's not hideous, but ye Gods she has NEVER made me laugh - not once. Something extremely upsetting about a 'comedian' who can't be funny - and you just know she'd feel obliged to try and make you laugh, whereupon I'd probably darken the mood by telling her to SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, YOU NEVER HAVE BEEN AND YOU NEVER WILL BE, SHUT UP SHUT SHUT UP SHUT UP BEFORE I SLAM YOUR HEAD REPEATEDLY IN THE WARDROBE DOOR YOU USELESS UNFUNNY TWAT
Not a chance. I don't care about overly about her weight, and facially she's not hideous, but ye Gods she has NEVER made me laugh - not once. Something extremely upsetting about a 'comedian' who can't be funny - and you just know she'd feel obliged to try and make you laugh, whereupon I'd probably darken the mood by telling her to SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE NOT FUNNY, YOU NEVER HAVE BEEN AND YOU NEVER WILL BE, SHUT UP SHUT SHUT UP SHUT UP BEFORE I SLAM YOUR HEAD REPEATEDLY IN THE WARDROBE DOOR YOU USELESS UNFUNNY TWAT
sounds like a sub/dom relationship to me which you've already played out in your head...you shouting at her, you being "the daddy" etc
Aren't Sub/Dom relationships supposed to be the other way round? Otherwise it's not Sub/Dom, more like plain ol' fashioned woman-beating surely?
In any case, there would have to be a sexual element to it for it to qualify - and I would rather did my tadger in a next of bullet ants than get amorous with that beast
I fear my willy is a bit to small for her mouth. But I guess that will be the same for most. Prepared to give it a go as long as someone will keep 'dog eye' in case I need help getting out again.
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In any case, there would have to be a sexual element to it for it to qualify - and I would rather did my tadger in a next of bullet ants than get amorous with that beast
That has to be the first time anyone's ever said that to me!