Right, as you're all aware from my bitching, i'm away this weekend due to our resident Spurs fan JOHNBOYUK's stag weekend in Barcelona.
As an armchair Spurs fan :-), he obviously had no consideration for football fixtures when he was organising it. But dragging me away from the Valley this weekend is as devasting a blow that a man could take.
So revenge is in order.
Your worst stitch up suggestions possible please that me and Need a Pint can administer:
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Caught drinking pint in wrong hand
Trousers
King size Mars bar
Sole of a shoe
Need I say more???
Am out there for a stag do in April - a list of where to go (apart from the above) and where not to go would be appreciated
As for games you can't go wrong with the Golf ball, simply get it in your drink and you have to see it off, you then have control of the golf ball. gets quite devious as the evening goes on and people ungard there drinks so they can have control of the ball and stich someone else up.
If anyone has any bar / club advice on Barcelona be much appreciated. We'll arrive just after the Scousers have left, having raped and pillaged the city.
We're taking in Barca v Ath Bilbao on the Sunday
Evil...pure evil...I think I'd rather be stripped naked and be handcuffed to a lamppost...
One night me and a friend went into the Baja Beach club which is just further across from the port... total Cheese nightclub but might be good if a large crowd of you! topless spanish/argentian men dancing on the bar etc. I think there were women in bikinis but we werent looking in their direction.
hadn't thought of that one, like it !
I work with a Spud and a Gooner and the forfeit following the Carling Cup match was for the spud to wear and Arsenal tie all day and also be photographed kissing the badge of the Gooners shirt
There's also a fairly cheesy club on the Placa del Real (?) which tends to be the place to go for stag/hen dos, can't remember its name due to consuming lots of Estrella Damm.
Johnboy that can be arranged mate!
is your brother going? isn't he arsenal?
how is he btw
Strap a ball and chain to his ankle (Glass has this aswell) and go and buy the worst aftershave you can and smother him in it.
* Have your photo taken in a compromising position with an inflatable animal
* Try your best chat up line on the sexiest member of the bar staff.
* Fake an orgasm in the style of an Ewok (it's a long story)
* Serenade the best man with a show tune of your choice
and of course the traditional "Kiss as many women as possible, and get them to sign your t-shirt as proof."
Evil...pure evil...I think I'd rather be stripped naked and be handcuffed to a lamppost...[/quote]
is your brother going? isn't he arsenal?
how is he btw[/quote]
He's doing alright Suzi, I believe he's meeting up with Mr Salthouse in the near future...something about at footy reunion... Oh and he's very much Ars*nal...and so are more than half of the blighters coming to Barcelona unfortunately...
that'll be joyful then!
i heard that there was talk of a reunion, dave does play football still with jimmy, adam, and others (they all go to the venue together weekly too)
my brother didn't seem so keen on the football reunion though if it meant actually playing again.
can't say i'd be that enthusiastic about going down and watching them again either :-)
only if adam's nan came and brought fox glacier mints!