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new songs v sheff utd

edited January 2012 in General Charlton
i think as theyre have been loads of threads discussing these, they should get some airing this weekend in a big match, going on those that people have preferred and commented on most:

Bradley pritchard:

brad pritchard, pritchard
hes better than frank lampard
or even steve gerrard
brad pritchard, pritchard

Danny hollands:

Oh Dannyyy hollands, you are the love of my life
Oh Dannyyy hollands, id let you shag my wife
Oh Dannyyy hollands, i want triplets tooo
(Repeat)

Rhoys wiggins:

when he plays for charlton, he runs and runs and runs
i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough
When hes in the corner, he tricks them just for fun
i just cant get enough, i just cant get enough,
On the left he cant be stopped and i just cant seem to get enough of
do do do dododo do do dodododo RHOYS WIGGINS do do dododododo

Yann Kermogant:

O-Randy-Hunt said:
To the tune of, the fa cup, who gives a f**k.

I saw my mate
The other day
He said to me he's seen a French pele
He's big, he's strong
He plays up front
He goes by the name of kermorgant

Ben Hamer:

(My old mans a dustman)
Rob Elliots a geordie,
But we don't really mind,
Cos we got a better keeper,
And now its hamer time..... cue, dun dun dun dun, dun dun, dun, dun, cant touch this....shuffling left to right
Or,
He dives to his left, he dives to his riiight
That boy Ben Hamer makes strikers look shite
He could play on pitch, his kicks are sublime
but for now hes our keeper, and its hamer time....cue the shuffle...
Or
Ben Hamer, Whoa ho!
Ben Hamer, Whoa ho!
He's Charltons number one! He Hates the Palace Scum! (repeated twice)
Then add...Stop, Hamer Time!! at the end (and que the North Upper doing a shuffle!!)

Jackson: as much as people know the runs down the wing for me, maybe he could get this too:

he scores when he wants
he scores when he wants
Skipper Johnie Jackson
He scores when he wants

Was thinking definitely use this for BWP on saturday/when he scores, as he hasnt scored in ages.

Comments

  • To the tune of "WAR, What is it good for"

    Yann
    HUHHH
    What did he sign for
    Absolutely nothing
    (Say it again)

    And repeat

    Get some loud "HUHH" going on and the drummer banging the beat - this could and would be awesome
  • Swisdom,

    That Yann number would sound blooming marvellous.
  • do do do dododo do do dodododo RHOYS WIGGINS do do dododododo

    like this... he deserves a song

  • as long as big yann doesnt think we're singing "what is he good for? absolutely nothing"
  • exactly cafcdave123 silly song imo, people wouldn't sing it en-masse anyway, just doesn't "scan" as afootie song (to me at least)
  • I say it again - simplify Yann's song to the Cantona one ....oohh aahh, oohh aahh Kermogant...ooh aahh Kermogant
  • He came to this club with nothing,
    And he'll live with the league title,
    Darrell Russell is just borrowed....
  • I say it again - simplify Yann's song to the Cantona one ....oohh aahh, oohh aahh Kermogant...ooh aahh Kermogant

    this

    He came to this club with nothing,
    And he'll live with the league title,
    Darrell Russell is just borrowed....

    massive respect for the streets song, but it wouldnt work haha.
  • Don't believe it doesn't scan - get a couple of thousand people singing "huhh" and there's something funny, effective and easy to remember

    Can't see that "sign for" and "good for" would get mixed up
  • Chris Solly, Solly
    He's only 5ft3
    He's better than John Terry
    Chris Solly, Solly

    This got its first outing at Wednesday and seemed to catch on well
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  • Bradley Pritchard:

    Brad pritchard, Pritchard
    He's small but he's fookin hard!
    He's better than Steve Gerrard
    Brad Pritchard, Pritchard

  • Swisdom January 19
    "To the tune of "WAR, What is it good for"

    Yann
    HUHHH
    What did he sign for
    Absolutely nothing
    (Say it again)

    And repeat

    Get some loud "HUHH" going on and the drummer banging the beat - this could and would be awesome"

    Definitely up for this one

  • Yann
    HUHHH
    What did he sign for
    Absolutely nothing
    (Say it again)

    This and

    Chris Solly, Solly
    He's only 5ft3
    He's better than John Terry
    Chris Solly, Solly
  • Chris Solly, Solly
    He's only 5ft3
    He's better than John Terry
    Chris Solly, Solly

    What tune is this to? I can't figure it out!
  • Que sera sera ?
  • Anyone used to watch Noddy?

    Make way for Noddy, come along and play
    Make way for NOddy,
    shout a big HOORAY!

    Lets get ready, and steady, its a brand new day,
    Noddys here, MAKE WAY!

    Solly version:

    Make way for Solly, come along and play
    Make way for Solly,
    shout a big HOORAY!

    Lets get ready, and steady, its a brand new day,
    Solly here, MAKE WAY!
  • Que sera sera
    Oh yeah that's it! :-)
  • anyone heard sam baldocks song the west ham fans sing...

    he's got a massive cock, Baldock Baldock
    he tucks it in his football sock, Baldock Baldock
    he swings his cock around his head
    he shagged a girl and now she's dead
    Sammy Baldock
    West Ham's number 7
  • apologies for not editing the swearwords but otherwise it wouldnt rhyme for the song*
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