At yesterday's game I was looking round wondering who my fellow Lifers were. Could we not develop a gangsta-style hand signal so we can pick each other out? Or a bird like flocking call? Or am I just a desperate sad lad for wanting to knowI like this idea a lot! Any ideas for what it could be guys and gals??
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ps this also seems to exclude those people who want to wear skirts, or shorts.
pps I thought you could always tell a Lifer, but you couldn't tell them much.
However, I do like the idea of all wearing moose hats. In that case I would risk a smack, prob from the wife.
Lifer 1 - 'The weather is cold in SE7'
Lifer 2 - 'Only if you aren't tall enough'
Or something
I can just picture the ceremonial de-badging when a lifer is banned for offensive posting and admin arrange to have him "branded" by stripping him (or her!) of their badge in front of an elected body of our disciplinary committee.
Sorry. I'll get back to those quotes I was working on before I got distracted!
Genius
Me: Is your name Adam mate?
Bloke: Nah.
Me: Thought you was some bloke off the internet. Sorry. (WTF?!!!)
*awkward silence*
Cue embarrassing 10 minutes silence as we waited to be served. Was tempted to nut the massive Wednesday fan next to me just to divert my attention from my embarrassment.....but instead I just awkwardly stared at the selection of pork pies on offer.
Sure it was the same bloke I saw sat at the bar with AfKa in Star and Garter in Putney before Fulham last week (black barnet and glasses and beard) but was worse for wear then so it could have just as well been Trevor McDonald.
Gotta stop getting trollied before games and gotta stop chatting to random men in pubs....it's not what i was brought up to be like and not the man I want to be.