I worked late last night (joys of a home office) and I have one of those Internet Radio things, looking at podcasts I found that Saturday's Praise or Grumble was still available, I listened to the whole show and was suprised at how few wendies called in, most were begrudgingly priaing us and a few comments about time wasting and roughing them up aside they seemed to realise they had got beat (except thier first caller who was in shock), a couple of Blades fans proclaiming us as the best footballing team in the division alongside them (they havent seen Franchaise yet I guess) was winding up the wendies though. They were also moaning about the FL show coverage so we are not alone, its on the regional show tonight, these do tend to be very biased and rightly so so I am going to watch the London one and sky plus the Yorkshire one to see how thier pundits viewed the game
I do agree with Chirpy but i'm guessing that it does have the effect of increasing unwanted visitors on here and that is probably where AFKA is coming from. Wouldn't want to go down the reverse psychology palace route which we all know is a heap of laughable nonsense used to try and reduce the pain of us relegating them and generally being better than them in every respect. Sing when your winning? Bloody right.
Stuck at home ill and bored out of my mind , to find someone has stolen my identity on Owlstalk. At least he's saying something reasonable and with good spelling and grammar.
Work is set to begin this week on the largest civil engineering project in the history of mankind, and the largest outside of deepspace sector 9. Proposals to widen sections of the M1, M62, M61 and M55 motorways have been approved during an emergency meeting at the House of Commons in the wake of Sundays F.A cup draw which paired together barely noticeable Blackpool F.C with 76 time Intergalactic Champions, and awesomely MASSIVE, Wendy F.C of Sheffield.
The governments plan, initially, was to widen the above mentioned routes by adding a meagre 15 lanes to each side of the carriageway but, after an intense period of lobbying from such figures as, Keith Barron from Duty Free, Former ABC frontman Martin Fry, Leslie Ash and, last but not least, Phil Oakey from Human League, have decided to widen all routes connecting the two towns by a staggering 12,000 lanes, to a total finished width of 34 miles.
A spokesman for the highways agency told us "As a consequence of the MASSIVE numbers of travelling fans expected to travel over the pennines we've had to take these drastic measures. It will be necessary to level a significant number of suburban areas, including such towns as:- Barnsley, Leeds, Halifax and Huddersfield, as well as some smaller towns, such as Preston, Burnley and Blackburn. Most of Greater Manchester will disappear under the new WENDYS WAY, along with half of the Ribble Valley and a significant portion of lancashire. We have enlisted the help of the Chinese branch of the SWFC supporters club (some 2 billion strong!) to help us in the construction of the project which we estimate will be completed some time within the next 3 days!"
Funding for this project remains an issue with other sections of the country outraged at the prospect of having to shell out taxpayers money for the sole benefit of the largest single institution in the known universe. Samuel Thrift, speaking on behalf of the tax payers alliance, had this to say - "We at the tax payers alliance feel that the use of taxpayers money is entirely unnecessary as the wendys are clearly a MASSIVE club with MASSIVE reserves of cash. We estimate, taking into account their average home attendance of 9.2 billion, that their liquid assets sit at somewhere in the region of 760 trillion pounds! We also estimate that the revenue raised from scarf sales alone at a single home game would be sufficient to fund this project entirely from start to finish!"
Also today: McDonalds (previously the largest corporation on earth) have announced that they plan to increase the number of their restaurants inside Hillsborough, the worlds most MASSIVE ground, to an impressive 20,000. Chuck Todd, head of global tacticalisationalistics for McDonalds said "Howdy Partner! Without the MASSIVE revenue streams created on a match day by the simple, 11 fingered denizens of Yorkshires darkest corner we'd go down theXXXXXXpipe in a week. U.S.A...U.S.A!"
When asked for his thoughts on the upcoming game, Wendys manager Sir Gary Megson had this to say: "We're so MASSIVE that I confidently predict somewhere between a three figure and four figure scoreline. Either way, I stil won't smile!"
After having a day of the week named after them as a result of their Massiveness, the OWLS are now hooting for a 13th month to be added to the calendar and named in their honour.
Great thread from the Tangerines. Very funny. I wonder how the Wendies feel when they read how everyone is taking the piss out of them? If they don't get promoted then the Samaritans had better get extra phone lines into Sheffield.
I don't think the deluded piggies see it as piss taking, they see at as blackpool understanding the 'massive joke'. We, on the other hand, are apparently too stupid to get it.
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It looks to some of them that the maaaassssive comments have gone full circle and what started as a in joke has started to be believed by some of them
That they are classless in defeat , and it is the one thing that winds them up when fans moan after weds have beaten them
A few of them also seem to realise that in terms of support yesterday we bought about 800 to a thousand more than they bought to us
The sensible folk are re taking the asylum
At last
http://www.fansonline.net/blackpool/mb/view.php?id=983321
I believe the FA are insisting that the Council move Blackpool closer to Sheffield.
I've had my letter already..............we're moving to Barnsley next week
Quality!!!!
Should be interesting.....Llera and Lualua!!!
After having a day of the week named after them as a result of their Massiveness, the OWLS are now hooting for a 13th month to be added to the calendar and named in their honour.
The Wendies do appear to be making themselves the laughing stock of quite a few teams recently....make that a MASSIVE laughing stock.
I do actually like Sheffield, Better night out and there women are much more attractive than what you see in London these days.
i do hope this is a joke
That would be all the girls at the universities, rather than the natives