I got an A So cheers for all of your help, obviously I couldn't use all of the language in this thread as some of it was a bit to extreme for the exam board to handle.
I have two favourites. One because people use it without realising it's ryhming slang: "you're a berk". Berk being short for Berkshire Hunt. You can do the ryhming bit yourselves. The second is the double rhyme - Aris. (Aris = Aristotle = Bottle = Bottle and Glass = Arse.) If you like you can take it a stage further: April = Arse by using April in Paris for Aris. This site is quite good http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/ I was amused to see they have include Alan = Flu. The Alan in question being, of course, Pardew. Quite appropriate I thought.
Sat indoors and had a bit of Brian Clough and then went out for a couple of Richard Geres and then came home and smashed me bird`s back doors in, straight in the old onion sack!
Sat indoors and had a bit of Brian Clough and then went out for a couple of Richard Geres and then came home and smashed me bird`s back doors in, straight in the old onion sack!
Remind me not to invite you round for dinner E!!!!
Favourite from chilhood was "grumble" as in "grumble and grunt". It was once on Steptoe and son Harold: "You only go down that club for the grumble". I am sure the BBC/who ever did not know what they were doing!
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jolly horner ...corner
peckham rye ....(to wear with yr dickie dirt)
c&n^s = Palarse
W@nk = Palarse
t$ts = Palarse
g!mps = Palarse
N!gels = Palarse
Let me know if you want anymore for yer coursework !
Well-done
"Gotta have me Thabo in the morning"
Ko Samui - Chewy
"Got any Kosas... I've got dog breath"
I do actually use these sadly.
The second is the double rhyme - Aris. (Aris = Aristotle = Bottle = Bottle and Glass = Arse.) If you like you can take it a stage further: April = Arse by using April in Paris for Aris.
This site is quite good http://www.cockneyrhymingslang.co.uk/ I was amused to see they have include Alan = Flu. The Alan in question being, of course, Pardew. Quite appropriate I thought.
Maybe it should be spelt Kohsas, I really don't know - it's made up and can be spelt however you want!
Harold: "You only go down that club for the grumble".
I am sure the BBC/who ever did not know what they were doing!
Grumble = & grunt, a ladies front bottom
gauge = to urinate
Skimish = to drink excessively