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Premier League - Dann out with ruptured testicle

edited December 2011 in General Charlton
That's him knackered then.
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  • Takes balls to admit that.
  • I'll be the first to say ouch!
  • Complete balls up for the lad
  • bollocks to this news
  • is the injury football related?

  • Yes, it means he can't play it for a while.

  • It's definitely ball related.
  • Okay, was it the result of a bad tackle? (i'll keep teeing them up)   
  • He was going for the ball!
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  • He's not been the same all season without his Johnson.
  • Sounds like a cock and bull story to me!

  • Surely Kean will get the sack now
  • Kean looks like a ruptured testicle
  • That's one ball less hanging from his Christmas tree.
    Obviously he won't be roasting his nuts over an open fire.

    Note the festive tie in there!
  • too scared to get out on the pitch - no spunk.
  • his wife went nuts when she heard about it
  • is the injury football related?

    I thought this thread was about you Bexley Dan, looks like you will still be ticking over in the "engine room" over the festive period
  • Thanks for the concern mike but i can confirm that my hanging basket has not been violated by a stud (football related or other). My days of ticking over in the engine room are behind me however. I just spout stuff about it now and make out i know what i'm talking about.

  • Thanks for the concern mike but i can confirm that my hanging basket has not been violated by a stud (football related or other). My days of ticking over in the engine room are behind me however. I just spout stuff about it now and make out i know what i'm talking about.

    Good to hear Dan :-)
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  • Heard he was going to spend Christmas with the in-laws but due to his injury he can't come.
  • Just saying 'ruptured testicle' hurts!
  • Must have been bad not often you hear a pro state that the incident brought a lump to his throat.
  • Ruptured!!!!  I have two questions.  1.  How comes he's only out for 6 weeks, it sounds like it should be  career threatening?   2.  What caused it, did he get a kick or was it an unfeasible build up of fluids that did the damage?
  • That's nuts!
  • Ruptured!!!!  I have two questions.  1.  How comes he's only out for 6 weeks, it sounds like it should be  career threatening?   2.  What caused it, did he get a kick or was it an unfeasible build up of fluids that did the damage?
    I hinted at this yesterday. Even his manager is on the conspiracy. He played on for the rest of the game! Teabagging incident gone wrong if you ask me.
  • His name is an anagram of Nnad
  • Tosct Nnad 
  • Not sure I should be admitting this but I was once bitten on the b###ock during a (rugby) ruck to the extent that there was copious claret about. Was the last game of egg chasing I ever played and, to this day, it was one of the most painful experiences of my life and made me deeply suspicious of all rugby players ever since.

    If the w##kers want to go around shoving their faces in other mens groins as least have the nuts, as it were, to come out of the closet...

  • Seems to support my theory (albeit one purely to perpetuate any banter thats to be had regarding how he ruptured his testicle) that he didn't do it playing - how did he carry on after?
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