The best Scott Parker facts

petetheaddick

this was sent to me by my Spurs supporting mate, it made me laugh.

 

http://www.tottenblog.com/2011/11/best-scott-parker-facts.html?

BigBoi_CharltonFan

Brilliant

Dizzle

That is quite funny

EastStand

"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Scott Parker." 

Ha!

eaststandmike

Quality

stonemuse

very good :-)

golfaddick

I take it he signed a 5 year contract for them in the summer..................so thats him off to Arsenal in January then !!

GreenWithEnvy

I wish we had managed to keep him, he seems to be everyone's legend now : (

 

stonemuse

I wish we had managed to keep him, he seems to be everyone's legend now : (

 

... but could have been a bigger legend throughout the country if he had approached his transfer from us in a better way, i.e. left at the end of the season and movd to a club that actually wanted him to play ... would have been better for England as well

sralan

Scott Parker.... ungrateful greedy git.

kitchenchef

I wasn't impressed with how he left us, but i liked him before and i like him now!

kitchenchef

lets do our own one for one of our players!!! any ideas?

Oggy Red

Kermorgant is our Cantona.


Ooh Aah Kermorgant, I suppose.

Any analogies.....?

fielderdaniel

I just saw kermorgant pass Usain Bolt in a race ........whilst jogging backwards

adamtheaddick

kermorgant was the first frenchman to break through the bastille in paris.

Karim_myBagheri

what came first a chicken or an egg? neither. kemorgant would of beaten both of them to it.

 

 

 

fielderdaniel

As a child Kermorgant taught Zidane everything he knows.

McBobbin

There is no evolution, just a list of animals kermorgant allows to live

Dizzle

Kermit the frog is actually named in honour of Yann Kermogant

sralan

Kermorgant was due to be beheaded but the blade bounced back off his neck. Mon dieu.

fielderdaniel

Kermogant only has one weakness.........Garlic

Penfolds Perm

Carla Bruni's baby looks like Yann Kermogant.

Leroy Ambrose

lets do our own one for one of our players!!! any ideas?

Yes - just nick a load of quotes from another internet meme and replace 'Chuck Norris' with 'Yann Kermogant'. Oh wait - Spurtz already did that.