Song for Kermit

Scratchingvalleycat

After BWP scored on Saturday most of us joined in a chorus of  "he's better than Shaun" but we seemed lost when  Kermit had put in two. Suggestion are welcome for a "song for Kermit" As a starter for 10  I would submit the following to the tune of the "frogs chorus"

Win or lose, sink or swim
One thing is certain hen never gives in
Head or foot, pass or cross
Kermit scores for pleasure

AFKABartram

absolute zero chance of singing, but made me laugh.

How about the end of the French anthem:

ooh aaaahh
ooh aaaahh
ooh aaaahh, Ker-mon-gant
ooh aaaahh, Kermongant

 

last_line

Or to the tune of the Muppets theme:

ber, berrrrr ber, bermant.  Kermogant

ber, ber ber, ber. Kermogant

ber, berrrrr ber, ber, ber ber,ber, ber ber,ber, ber ber, ber, ber Kermogant!

 

I went for ber, but it's easier to sing than write down!!

 

Gazcafc81

We've got Ker-mor-gant, Say we've got Ker-mor-gant
 

Like we are top the league.

Depending on how you want to pronouce his name.

Henry Irving

He comes from Brittany,
He something something something
Ker Mor Gan
Oh oh oh
Ker Mor Gan
Oh oh oh

Athletico Charlton

as per Pizza Hut.

oh yay oh yay oh yay oh yay Kermogant Gant Gant

eaststandmike

He comes from Brittany,
He cant take a penalty

Ker Mor Gan
Oh oh oh
Ker Mor Gan
Oh oh oh

:-)

Henry Irving

He comes from Brittany,
He cant take a penalty

Ker Mor Gan
Oh oh oh
Ker Mor Gan
Oh oh oh

:-)

Brilliant.

eaststandmike

If it takes off Henry we can go 50/50 on the royalties :-)

lordromford

Continuing the muppet theme, to the tune of "Mana Mana"

Ke-er-mor-gant
Do doooo de doo do
Ke-er-mor-gant
Do doo de do
Ke-er-mor-gant
Do doooo de doo do de doo do de doo do de doo do doo do doo doo do dooo do!

Nicholas

he's better than Shaun

he's better than Shaun

Yann Kermorgant is also better then Shaun!

Macronate

To the tune of The Beatles "She Loves You"-

"Miss Piggy loves him yeah yeah yeah

Miss Piggy loves him yeah yeah yeah

Miss Piggy loves him yeeaahh yeeaahh yeeaahh yeeaahh..."

 

eaststandmike

Lol, we all have too much time on our hands

DickVanDykesDiscoDog

"Paul Hayes

you're not as good as Hayes

you're not as good as Hayes

you're not as good as Hayes

Paul Hayes ...."

Henry Irving

If it takes off Henry we can go 50/50 on the royalties :-)

Deal.

Saga Lout

Maybe we should all hum that great John Denver hit "Yanni's Song". Or, or, maybe something from "Yanni Get Your Gun"?

Phantom_User

When the ball hits the net
Not a frog, or Kermit,
It's Ker Mor Gan

heavenSE7

To the tune of "Paolo Di Canio"

"We've got Yann Kermogant"


or

To the tune of "Heyyyyyyy Hey Baby"

Yannnnnnnnnnn Yann Kermogant
OOH AHH
We wanna knoowww OoooO
If you like this song

DickVanDykesDiscoDog

absolute zero chance of singing, but made me laugh.

How about the end of the French anthem:

ooh aaaahh
ooh aaaahh
ooh aaaahh, Ker-mon-gant
ooh aaaahh, Kermongant

 

I'm sure those lovely folk at Old Trafford used to sing something similar and also to the last bit of the French National anthem

now how did it go again ... "oooooh ahhhhh .. oooooh ahhhh .... ooooh ahhhh"

just can''t remember who it was about though )

Jints

Something starting...

 

My old man said follow the Yann

 

Henry Irving

Something starting...

 

My old man said follow the Yann

 

I said "F*** off B******** you're a C***"

No sorry that was My old man said be a palace fan : - )

To the Rupert the Bear

Yann, Yann, Yann Ker-mor-gan
Everyone knows your name

Yann Yann, Yan Ker mor-gan
Scoring in ev -ry game

O-Randy-Hunt

After creating the Ruben bover song which we won't be seeing on a regular basis. I've come up with this one.

Yanni are you ok, are you ok yanni
Yanni are you ok, are you ok yanni
Yanni are you ok, are you ok yanni
You've been hit by, you've been struck by
(the new cantona)

Bexley Dan

 i think the cantona song is the one but needs to go

 

ooh aah, ooh aah, ooh aah,

Yann Kermar

ooh aah

Yann Kermorgant

 

Salad

Oh Kermogant (oh Kermogant)

He plays up front (he plays up front)

Oh Kermogant he plays up front

He's being stalked by Miss Piggy

Oh Kermogant he plays up front

 

 

DickVanDykesDiscoDog

Win or lose, sink or swim
One thing is certain hen never gives in
Head or foot, pass or cross
Kermit scores for pleasure

Loving your work SVC but I have a few questions regarding your ditty

1. Are other farmyard animals allowed in this song or just hens ?

2. In terms of sinking and swimming are we expecting some flash floods any time soon - are you the man in the know for this as is I'm getting nagged to water the garden this weekend but if it floods I can give it a miss

3. Anything with the word pleasure in it always makes me fell a bit "dirty" if you catch my drift

- is this the type of thing that young children could sing .... hmmmmm indeed

Only minor amendments are needed but I see vast potential

In the words of Louis Walsh "you were born to be on that (changes to high pitch voice) STAGE !!!"

MuttleyCAFC

ooh ah gets my vote too

Granpa

We've got Ker-mor-gant, Say we've got Ker-mor-gant
 

Like we are top the league.

DickVanDykesDiscoDog

Like we are top the league.

it's not like at all .. it's a fact 

Granpa

Sorry about the above, it disappeared suddenly. What I wanted to say ( stolen from Gazcafc )  was turn it around :-

 

We are top of the league,

We've got Ker-mor gant

and repeated. 

eaststandmike

He comes from Brittany,
He cant take a penalty

Ker Mor Gan
Oh oh oh
Ker Mor Gan
Oh oh oh

:-)

Brilliant.

Sorry guys but I think Henry & myself should be in the final with the above effort, and Kermit will love the penalty reference when he hears it sung :-)

DickVanDykesDiscoDog

don't apologise 

I'm about to leave work and so am being very pedantic .. my apologies )