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Prob the happiest day of my life!

davydavy
edited September 2011 in General Charlton
Ive finally finished with the missus and I have to say Ive never been sooo happy!  Its such a weight off my shoulders!  She was a cow to me and now Ive finally got rid - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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  • JarmanJarman
    I never liked you neither.
  • DickVanDykesDiscoDogDickVanDykesDiscoDog
    Ive finally finished with the missus and I have to say Ive never been sooo happy!  Its such a weight off my shoulders!  She was a cow to me and now Ive finally got rid - yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
    will you being carrying your new partner around on your shoulders as well ?
  • DizzleDizzle

    Congrats i guess

  • AFKABartramAFKABartram
    He'll be crying by 8pm I reckon
  • davydavy
    Nope i wont be crying i'll be celebrating!  I've met someone else who isn't frigid and who gives me what i want if u know what i mean hehehehehe!
  • shirty5shirty5
    So not likely you will be playing "Friday I'm in love" by The Cure. More likely you will be playing "She left me on Friday" by Shed Seven.
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    too much information.

    Poor woman - not only dumped but slagged off on a football forum in front of a load of strangers.  

    And what makes it really bad is no way should this be in "General Charlton"  : - )
  • DickVanDykesDiscoDogDickVanDykesDiscoDog
    Nope i wont be crying i'll be celebrating!  I've met someone else who isn't frigid and who gives me what i want if u know what i mean hehehehehe!
    as you mentioned a cow in your original post did you mean "freda" rather than "frigid" ?
    So what you want would be milk at a guess ?
  • davydavy

    Henry Irving, if u met her no way would u say poor women!  Even her best mate said to me 'good for u'.

  • DickVanDykesDiscoDogDickVanDykesDiscoDog

    Henry Irving, if u met her no way would u say poor women!  Even her best mate said to me 'good for u'.

    I think her actual words were "mooooooo"
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  • McLovinMcLovin
    Why did you wait until you'd met someone else if she was such a boot?
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving

    Henry Irving, if u met her no way would u say poor women!  Even her best mate said to me 'good for u'.

    Regardless, a gentleman does not speak of a lady in such terms unless he is cad.  Lets hope she's not on face book posting those pictures of you.

    How old are you both and are you married or are you using "missus" in the modern sense of "girlfriend"?


  • DickVanDykesDiscoDogDickVanDykesDiscoDog
    "cad" 

    brilliant
  • O-Randy-HuntO-Randy-Hunt
    Great timing. Did you know FIFA 12 is out
  • Curb_ItCurb_It
    Are  you sure you're not Jim Davidson Davy after reading some of your posts?
  • RedMistRedMist
    Keep telling yourself those things, it's traditional that this evenings celebrations are where you discover your new beau doesn't feel the same way.
    I reckon by 10:30pm AFKA ;0)
  • Henry IrvingHenry Irving
    Sellers remorse by midnight but no crying is my bet
  • DickVanDykesDiscoDogDickVanDykesDiscoDog
    Did you by any chance make the decision after a long lunch down t'pub ???
  • MacronateMacronate

    Clearly you're ecstatic now.

    But what happens when you're preparing yourself for an almighty bender tonight to celebrate ridding yourself of her and your shirt isn't ironed?

    And there's no dinner in the oven?

    Suspect that at 0230hrs, you'll be crying on someone's shoulder about how much you love/miss her ;)

     

  • davydavy

    Curb-it, yes im Jim Davidson Davy!  That guy is my idol!

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  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    Trev??
  • johnnybev1987johnnybev1987

    lol plaayer!

     

    I think this is a shameful thread fair enough if your pleased but to start a thread about it i bet she's pleased you have finally gone. Especially as you already have a new one

  • GreenieGreenie
    edited September 2011
    I've a feeling she might be just as happy! Can't put my finger on why, just a guess! ;o)
  • Rufus is a dogs nameRufus is a dogs name
    Great timing. Did you know FIFA 12 is out
    FIFA 12 = Females Ignored For Another 12months
  • DickVanDykesDiscoDogDickVanDykesDiscoDog
    when you imagined how this thread would pan out was this exactly the way you envisaged it 
  • davydavy
    Ok maybe this thread is a bit below the belt.  Its just that I started the thread as soon as it finished and it was done on a spur of the moment.  Feel free to sink this thread.
  • falconwood_1falconwood_1
    I don't think it's fair for ANYONE to comment unless we see some semi-sleezy pics of her.



  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    I'll second that.
  • PlaaayerPlaaayer
    On the other hand you could give gibbons her number.
  • paulsturgesspaulsturgess
    Im with falconwood and player on this...

    (although I think it would be handy if davy clarified his age here, I don't think it would do this website or indeed Charlton Athletic as a whole a great deal of good to be known for publishing child pornography)
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