Best Album Titles Ever?

Stig

Gratuitous Sax & Senseless Violins - Sparks

Mange Tout - Blancmange's second album

Snap Crackle & Bop - John Cooper Clarke

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

Weasels Ripped my Flesh -  Frank Zappa

Hot Rats - Zappa

Trout Mask Replica - Captain Beefheart

Stig

Wish I'd thought of of Weasels.  Must be up for best album cover too, though that should be another thread.  Rzzzzz

Six-a-bag-of-nuts

You're right above the Weasels cover, Stig. and you should start that covers thread. (Loads of great cover art from 60's/70's).

Back to titles:

Too old to rock'n'roll too young to die - Jethro Tull

Vinnie V.

Always outnumbered. Never outgunned. - The Prodigy.

seth plum

Sniff the Glove

Tap

peteshep1905

shark sandwich

 

tap

Floyd Montana

Tatood Beat Messiah - Zodiac Mindwarp
Bowi - Nick Lowe, after Bowie released Low

Clem_Snide

Thank God For Mental Illness - Brian Jonestown Massacre
Tepid Peppermint Wonderland - Brian Jonestown Massacre
Their Satanic Majesty's Second Request - Brian Jonestown Massacre
Doorway to Norway - Oranger

Bedsaddick

I love you so much i can't shit. & How can i tell you i love you when i cant breath down here -  Future Bodies

IdleHans

The difference between you and me is that I'm not on fire
My pain and sadness is more sad and painful than yours

Both McLusky

LawrieAbrahams

I started out with nothin and I still got most of it left - Seasick Steve

Bangkokaddick

The Doughnut in Granny's Greenhouse: Bonzo Dog Band
You Didn't Like It Because You Didn't Think Of It: Hotlegs

Ross

Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog Flavoured Water - Limp Bizkit

Music for The Jilted Generation - The Prodigy

colthe3rd

De-Loused in the Comatorium - The Mars Volta

Death by Sexy - Eagles of Death Metal

thai malaysia addick

If I were Britannia I'd waive the rules - Budgie

Stig

If I were Britannia I'd waive the rules - Budgie

Now that is clever.   Is that the old heavy metal band?

Henry Irving

Bigger than Jesus - The B-Sharps

You can't argue with a sick mind - Joe Walsh

Spiral Scratch - The Buzzcocks (OK it was an EP but still great title)

hawksmoor

Dunno about the best, but I think Van Morrison has had some of the more dreadful titles. I give you Poetic Champions Compose and Inarticulate Speech of the Heart.

Addicted

Swastikas for Noddy - Current 93

LawrieAbrahams

10 bloody maries and 10 how's your fathers - Elvis Costello

mistrollingin

Cow Fingers and Mosquito Pie - Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Saga Lout

Now 18

church-lane

Never mind the bollocks! Here's the Sex Pistols.

RalphMilnesgut

A Salt With A Deadly Pepa - Salt-N-Pepa. This title always makes me smile.

hawksmoor

A Nod Is As Good As A Wink... To A Blind Horse - The Faces.

Bermuda_red

Back in the DHSS

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Trouble over Bridgewater

Half Man Half Biscuit

Valiantphil

Now Phats what I Small music 1 - Phats and Small

AppyAddick

Captain fantastic and the brown dirt cowboy......................Elton John

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We're Only In It For The Money - Zappa
Best Dressed Chicken In Town - Dr Alimantado
Never Mind The Bullocks, Ere's The Wurzels - The Wurzels

Lincsaddick

Roll 'Em Smoke 'Em Put Another Line Out ......  Pato