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The difference between the north and the south

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    Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe

    Me and my northern mates at uni have this discussion all the time...

     

    Southerners call swimming pools...swimming pools.

     

    Northerners call swimming pools...swimming baths!

    Down south we consider it posh to have a pool, up north....
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    Off_itOff_it
    Theres more northerners in the south than southerners in the north
    This. Tells it's own story.
    Some northerners have a huge chip on their shoulder about the south, no southerner I have met has a chip on their shoulder about the north. 
    And this.

    Down south we have london up north they dont.

    Cheaper it maybe but  Mogadishu is cheaper than London, hardly reason to move from the south.

    And this.

     

    Well said gentlemen.

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    cafc_se7cafc_se7

    Up North you have dinner followed by tea

     

    Down South you have lunch followed by dinner.

    They seem to believe that dinner is the posh version of tea when surely its the other way round.

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    LincsaddickLincsaddick
    edited July 2011
    ayyy and oop north we call a spade a fooking shovel
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    DRFDRF
    Oooh racist!
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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    Better looking women up north my left bollock there is, give me a fit London bird other a fit norther everyday iof the week
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    northerners are slaaaaaaaaaaags
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    AddicktedAddickted

    All northern accents are a disgrace.

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    nth_london_addicknth_london_addick
    Apart from bird scouse, sex wee instant certainty when a scouse bird says poll my a**
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    Dave2lDave2l
    Notherners seem to be more proud of being northern then people from the south and express it. E.g. Jason Manford, oasis brothers.

    1 main point is that there are more slags up north. Thats a def cert.
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    Rufus_AmbitionRufus_Ambition
    North = hardcore Charlton fans (especially Upper North)
    South = mostly away fans


    Lame I know :s
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    aliwibblealiwibble
    North = hardcore Charlton fans (especially Upper North)
    South = mostly away fans


    Lame I know :s
    I was wondering how long it'd take someone to come up with this one.
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    tangoflashtangoflash
    Northern women are normally fatter and easier to pull.

    The north smells (i.e. Grimsby - fish, Middlesborough - god knows)
    Middlesbrough women also smell of fish. :-)

    I spent 6 yrs in Bishop Auckland in Co Durham and as far as football goes, by and large they do support their localish club with not many Manure or chelski to be seen. Yes they are passionate about it but more knowledgeable? lol. Blinded by barcodes.

    When I moved up there, it was honestly like going back in time 30 yrs. Over 50% of them still had coal delivered, their views on race, sex etc was circa 1970's. There was even still a working mens club that was "strictly men only".  The whole place is also bursting at the seams with gypsies.

    But the best thing about it is?

    It's nearly 300 miles away and i left my ex-wife up there. ;-)
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    charltonaddickedmattcharltonaddickedmatt
    edited July 2011
    cheaper but thats about it
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    dizzeedizzee
    southerners can dress
    northerners can't


    Have you been to the west country??

    You mean Londoners can dress... Everybody else can't

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    Man_About_TownMan_About_Town

    People from the South, especially Londoners, take the piss out of the North of England, mostly in jest. People from the North take the piss out of the South, especially London, because they are envious.

    People who live in the North are surrounded by Northerners, which they hate

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    Friend Or DefoeFriend Or Defoe
    edited July 2011
    northerners are slaaaaaaaaaaags
    Yeah, which is probably why so they're so bloody cheerful!

    Southerners have a toilet in their home and not in the back garden.
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    BR7_addickBR7_addick
    southerners can dress
    northerners can't


    Have you been to the west country??

    You mean Londoners can dress... Everybody else can't

    good point, the midlands have some shocker gear as well and so do east anglians!
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    BlackForestRedsBlackForestReds
    northerners are slaaaaaaaaaaags
    Yeah, which is probably why so they're so bloody cheerful!

    Southerners have a toilet in their home and not in the back garden.

    And of course use it...
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    MiserableoldgitMiserableoldgit
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwtSdJaPCSI
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    PL54PL54
    The South only has one tier

    The North has two
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    People in the south drink pasteurised milk and people in the north drink sterilised milk.
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    T_C_ET_C_E
    southerners can dress
    northerners can't


    Have you been to the west country??

    You mean Londoners can dress... Everybody else can't

    good point, the midlands have some shocker gear as well and so do east anglians!
    Just out of interest, where's Plaaayer from? ; )
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