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There's always someone worse off....

falconwood_1falconwood_1
edited July 2011 in General Charlton
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2017048/Alicia-Douvall-claims-ex-Crystal-Palace-owner-Simon-Jordan-father-baby.html

Comments

  • legaladdicklegaladdick
    Well if the kid comes out orange there'll be no doubt 'who's the daddy'.
  • nth_london_addicknth_london_addick

    "famous for his year round tan"

     

    quality

     

     

  • MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    To be fair to Jordan, with that girl's reputation half the male population could be the father. If it is his though, the poor thing is going to be really ugly! Lets hope for the baby's sake its somebody elses.
  • Ormiston_AddickOrmiston_Addick
    If she's 32 then I am 13 stone and hung like a porn star.
  • MuttleyCAFCMuttleyCAFC
    Still, there will always be jobs in low budget horror movies where they can't afford the make up I suppose.
  • GranpaGranpa
    It's always lovely to see attractive couples together, but this ain't one of them. Couldn't they get all the prospective Fathers together and have a raffle at half time ?
  • MacronateMacronate
    He looks like a tall Jewish oompa loompa in that picture.
  • Marriott110Marriott110
    and the real victim in all this? the child. he will be bullied with parents like that!
  • creepyaddickcreepyaddick
    Anyone know where I can get my ribs shaved?
  • sralansralan
    Anyone know where I can get my ribs shaved?

    Can't your local butcher do it for you? Very annoying finding hairy barbecued ribs.
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  • Saga LoutSaga Lout
    Did anyone else see "Alex: a Life Fast Forward" on BBC 3 last night? What a sad story and what a remarkable young lad.
  • Marriott110Marriott110
    i did saga lout, was abit touching, good to see he did get married albeit when he was very ill.
  • WSSWSS
    I watched that last night.

    If, God forbid, I was ever in the same situation as Alex I'd like to think I'd have the attitude and outlook that he did right up to the end.  RIP.
  • Mendonca In AsdasMendonca In Asdas
    Poor kid.
  • lolwraylolwray
    they deserve eachother by the looks of it

    feel sorry for the kid
  • Addickted4lifeAddickted4life
    thats not a good combination 
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    If she's 32 then I am 13 stone and hung like a porn star.
    stole my thunder there Ormiston, 32 going on 50
  • I-SAW-POUSO-PLAYI-SAW-POUSO-PLAY
    that programme was so so sad. Cried my eyes out.
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