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I must have run over a black cat and broken several mirrors in the last few days

On Sunday I broke the frames of my glasses. They were very expensive frames and very expensive lenses as I am seriously miopic.

Monday I went out for a pub meal with my wife and daughter. My daughter knocked her pineapple juice over my Blackberry - handset full of sticky sugary goo - not working

Earlier today I managed to get some new frames and get the lenses cut down to fit them. It cost me £66 but that was a result.

This evening wearing my spares for the last time, I went into the downstairs loo, leaned forward to have a gypsies kiss - the left lens fell out, hit the edge of the toilet bowl and smashed into a thousand pieces!

I feel like doing a Basil Fawlty and shaking my fist at the almighty!

No doubt there have been a worse few days, I can't think of one for me though!

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